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When ur boyfriend catches u being all murder-y and u try to play it cool:

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"They won't just be coming after you, they'll be coming after us"

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Count Oswald-I-love-kids-more-than-Cruella-dogs and Edward Squalor I really enjoyed the last season of “A Series of Unfortunate Events”...

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Oswald Cobblepot (as Hungarian Cavalry; mid-19th century) and Victor Fries (as Prussian Officer; mid-18th century). I remember that Oswald's mother cooks goulash, a traditional Hungarian dish. But Prussia is the ideal country for Victor. Science, cold, occultism. Sad guys, trying to find the philosopher's stone. I'm serious. (pose credit: (x))

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I just love him so much <3 Oswald Cobblepot from Gotham.

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So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

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@mundodeseriess

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I’m not sure if it is more Rick and Morty style or Gravity Falls... anyway, Oswald Cobblepot again. 

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Gotham s4e15: Well, this is unexpected.

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He does indeed. Literally now.

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Favorite Films → Pet Sematary (1989):

“The soil of a man’s heart is stonier, Louis. A man grows what he can, and he tends it. ‘Cause what you buy, is what you own. And what you own… always comes home to you.”

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Gotham s4e15: “ Last time you came to me with one of your schemes to regain the city, you promised every resource I needed to reverse my condition. So,  that didn’t happen.”

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“Don’t touch that.”  (4x15)

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❄️❄️❄️

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Just cute little bird <3 Oswald Cobblepot from Gotham

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I just love USSR!AU where Jimmy Gordon works for KGB