(21)a blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch(who watches over you)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
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Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.
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it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.
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what if you homoerotically pulled a sword out of your coworker’s torso. what then.
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i need you guys to understand that their relationship means the world to me and i cannot stop thinking about it
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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
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does anyone want 700 pages of cyra lore or are you normal
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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams
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let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.
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