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me tuning into severance every week

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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

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thank you guys for posting images for me to look at

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scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

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The exit sign of a middle school hallway is a sort of mezuzah for tween boys if you really think about it.

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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

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me when I randomly remember a small mistake I made ten plus years ago

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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My favorite art is first sentences of scientific papers, I love reading sentences like "movement is of integral importance to animals" or "snow has long been recognised for its ecological importance" fuck yes so truee

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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?