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So anyway my Greek mythology hc is that Hermes is Athena's favorite brother like he'll fly around snickering and she asks him "What did you do?" and he points at Zeus frantically searching for something and then they settle down with popcorn to watch the chaos unfold.

Hephaestus probably joins them at some point.

Like can someone pls make an Olympus sitcom I beg.

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Random things I hate No.1

color names

like yeah sure, sage and lavender and crimson sound super nice but then you have apple green and like what apple is that shade of green and why is apple red not a thing and then there is my alcohol markers who think leather is pink and so many stupid discussions are being held about if *that* color is mint or turquoise (it is mint)

honestly we should just do hex codes instead or be one of the languages that only has black and white as color words

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Natasha: When I first joined SHIELD, I thought I was going straight.

Steve:

Steve, remembering the massive prideflag in the Triskelion foyer:

How in the world did you think that?

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everyone's like "just live" like that doesn't entail getting food and showering and going to work and like some heathen aeons ago didn't decide washed out grey is a perfectly acceptable color for things

like yeah karen maybe i'd enjoy life better if it looked more like my pinterest

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i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

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I kinda feel like a very old alien rn. It's 2023, I'm 21 and I just made a tumblr account bc I have too many thoughts to put annoy my friends with. The real question is what in the world took me so long