Ace | They/She/He | 21too weird to love, too scared to die
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Fox Mulder won the autism lottery. He made the FBI give him an entire subdivision for his special interest AND someone to infodump to
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Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together
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yeah they invented loving your friends and i’m going pro
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Okay but how do you casually tell someone their existence is the highlight of your day?
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i’m the type to restart a song cus i got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough
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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.
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when the love for The Character is so intense that you start making wololololololololo growling barking gurgling gargling drowning euthanasia noises when you see them
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He just a fictional character to YOU. I happen to know him personally
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[said very pleasantly] i see you have mischaracterised my blorbo. that's okay. that's fine. everyone interprets things differently. i'm exploding you in my mind with the power of 9754685 suns btw
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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica
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