meowchaelpawser

[meowchaelpawser]

Excuse me, my lord, and good night.

I want to know if the pink panties with the bow are mine. Yes, that's the one with the head on. The one you have on top of your little head.

At your service,

The Servant Ness

Meowchael peacefully sleeps in the nest of pink panties, looking like a soldier with his fabric helmet.

[meowchaelpawser]

Oh, glorious Meowchael, now I am in trouble! A knight, as handsome as you, stole my heart, tell me, what can I do, oh, Holy Meowchael Pawser? May your ray of divinity reach my eyes.

Meow meow.

"No one is as handsome as me," answers the cat.

[meowchaelpawser]

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Mreooooooow.

Hello, human. Watch your step carefully, for you have entered the kingdom of Meowchael Pawser. Please remove your ugly shoes before stepping inside���I like to keep my carpet as clean and beautiful as I am.

*Jumps onto your lap.*

Now, feed me.

Meowchael is available to grace you all with his presence. You may send him asks about everything and nothing—he will gladly bestow upon you his precious advice. Be warned, however: anything inappropriate will be promptly archived and burned by his secretary.

Headcanons

He loves red wine.

He is small.

He bathes every evening at 5 PM, surrounded by rose petals.

He only eats luxury wet cat food.

He enjoys strolling around at all hours.

He doesn't like dogs… but he likes them too.

He calls every human "human."

He lacks basic politeness.

Yet, he is remarkably distinguished and demanding.

He has no friends.

He doesn't want friends.

He needs friends.

He appears to be free of any owner.

He loves to travel.

He's a thief—guard your food and shiny objects.

He enjoys classical music.

He wears glasses when he reads.

He sleeps a lot and despises noise.

He is always lurking somewhere.

He is not bad. But he is not good, either.

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