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by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

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are we really all gonna ignore that the man who shot bin laden, apparently addressing a bunch of twinkfluencers on twitter, invented the sentence "if there was no social media, you would be my concubines." that is the funniest sentence ever uttered. i cannot stop saying it. please help me

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You are so correct. Have the presidential candidates 1v1 on the last day of the election and whoever had the majority vote gets to choose their weapon first

kamala should do her own january 6th. i think it would be funny

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I really wanna go to a game convention someday. And I hope that when that day comes I'll feel better about presenting myself more openly. Even if it's as small as wearing a Nonbinary Pride pin or smthn. I've thought about trying to piece together a cosplay of Sam from Death Stranding. (If I could get my beard groomed up as sexy as Norman Reedus' goatee I would be so fucking happy)

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PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

UPDATE:

I put this in my reblogs but I’m going to attack this to the main post.

TRUMP HIMSELF DIDN’T CHEAT BUT SOMEONE DEFINITELY TAMPERED WITH THE ELECTION RESULTS.

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Made by the amazing @the-gay-prometheus (genuinely thank you for saying this)

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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

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I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

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I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

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computer developer: ah i wonder what shape i should make the thing you click with...

the helpful cursor:

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Watching the “you will excel at what you measure” trap devour basic moral practice in real time is fascinating in a terrible kind of way

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On a more upbeat note, I've been playing Death Stranding for the first time and it has instantly become one of my favorite video games of all time. It helps that I regularly get to see a naked Norman Reedus, but even ignoring that I just absolutely love everything from the gameplay loop to the combat to the story to the over-the-top-and-kinda-cringe-sometimes characters and voice acting.

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Grieve AND organize.

Good article by David Hunter on how to survive the Trump presidency, both on the personal and on the political plane.

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Basically republicans want to make it so your ID has to match your birth certificate which affects everyone from trans people to married women to immigrants.

Meanwhile, in GA, they're going to force all ballots to be hand counted, which could make it difficult to meet the deadline to certify the vote, and thus potentially allow them to give the state to Trump regardless of the outcome.

In many states, such as Ohio, Florida, Texas and North Carolina, they've been purging voters from the rolls by the millions.

If voting didn't matter, why are they trying so damn hard to stop us?

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This counts it's going in the cat collection

i love saving shit like this off pinterest