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I can see why people purposely go missing

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Wearing a baseball cap backwards is such a slutty outfit choice. Like purposely choosing to shirk the sun protection of the brim which is the whole purpose of the hat, all so you can what? Suck dick quicker? Slut.

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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You ruined a perfectly hot middle aged man by giving him abs

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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

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If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

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Every time I say ‘it is what it is,’ a small part of me dies. But it is what it is.

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add another clove of garlic im not driving

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What if we gave universal healthcare to everyone who wanted it and everyone else who didn't can just keep getting scammed by these companies for some reason