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a rare Gabriel art appears

And I say, "Hello Satan,

I believe it is time to go"

Me and the devil walkin' side by side…

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my mutuals can do that too but you dont see any snapple facts about them

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Franz Kafka, 1912

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I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

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something i keep experiencing

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you know guys maybe it's for the best that I didn't start understanding gender identity and expression until my 30s

20 year old me with access to all the knowledge and confidence I have now would have been some kind of fuckboy menace and it's best to not unleash that on the populace

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I will succeed because I am crazy

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all Meowths are created equal

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absolute territory

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I don't do tumblr rp blog stuff much anymore, but every once in a while I remember that I am in fact the funniest Hawks blog and that's a major accomplishment considering there are like 50 of them

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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I've been thinking about this post for like 3 days so I guess I better share it

Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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Tokoyami: If you had to choose who to save from a collapsing building, who would you pick? Me or Endeavor?

Hawks: Obviously, I would save you. You’re a kid.

Tokoyami: I’m kinda shocked.

Hawks: Then I would go back in and die with Endeavor.

Tokoyami: OH MY GOD STOP

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we'll just file that under "stuff I thought was a joke but is actually real" 🙃

(tbf I mostly thought this was a literary device, but still very much in the realm of "not real life")

WERE ANY OF YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PHYSICAL REACTION TO HOT PEOPLE??? LIKE HEARTRATE RISES AND ALL THAT. THAT’S REAL??

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Katsuki the morning after 431

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I love when things actually happen in a tabletop game that sound like they're stolen from one of those D&D podcasts.

Like in my last game, our squishy wizard stayed behind in the library because she was worried about the dungeon being dangerous, then she almost died from an exploding book while we were happily looting treasure.

It's just so satisfying.

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