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♾️ Forty-Two ♾️: ....Prince Lusk?

I... never expected to see you here on the Splatnet. You said you did not care at all about what Beyonders did in the digital realm, but now you have set up a place here too! I thought you were most occupied doing things in the real world together with Queen Marina and Milady Houzuki...

And pardon me for asking but... why are you... talking... like this? I don't remember you ever having any speech impediments! is something wrong? Would you like us to have a look at your Palette? (altrough I think that in your specific case Queen Marina would be the most ideal, for a check up.)

I hope to hear from you again very soon, and that hopefully there is nothing to worry about. Please understand why I sent you this with upmost urgency., and that I'll wait for your answer.

♾️ bless sēo goddess of order, for allowing us to speak again. ♾️

Okay, long storwy. Mawina convinced me to give Splatnet a chance, so I’ve decided to set up this account to spwead the ideals of Order!

And with the speech thing… it’s… okay… Mawina says I’ll grwow out of it and it’s caused by the grwowing of my form following one of a nowmal octoling… I’ve been trying to keep it a secwet from most… well… because I’m embawwassed… I’m scawed netizens of the spire won’t take me sewiously.

Do not worry! I am pewfectly safe and healthy at the top of the spire!

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HAPPY EAWLY BIWTHDAY!!! :DDD

hi smollusk from hit nintendo game splatoon 3's dlc side order released february 2024. I think you would get along with Tasque Manager from hit indie game Deltarune Chapter 2 by Toby Fox (developer of Undertale) released in september 2021 because both of you are INCREDIBLY ABNORMAL about order as a concept

[Smollusk turns away from the disarray that is Parallel Canon to see. . . ]

Oh! Hewwo Spamton G. Spamton from hit indie game Deltarwune Chapter 2 by Toby Fwox. I’d absolutely LOVE to be fwiends with Tawsque Manager fwom above mentioned game. We could be SUPER DUPER ABNORMAL about order as a concept together!

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how ya doing tupid lil guy

MINOR SPWELLING EWWOR DETECTED!!! DEPLWOYING THE BWOMBS!!

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dont care + having fun + playing

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THE BOOPS. THEY’WE HAPPENING AGAIN!!!

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Well then! If she’s anythwing like you, I’m suwe ouw fight will be intwiguing!

I wondew if she’s also team order…

Hi, honey! I hope you're doing okay! I wanted to ask...do you think you'd be up for putting the Spire into work mode? There's this Octoling...and I want to help her.

I love you, sweetie!

- Marina [ @marinated-technophile ]

Hmm?

Oh! Hi Ma! Yeah, I’m rweady to help! Is thewe anythwing I should know about them?

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Hi, honey! I hope you're doing okay! I wanted to ask...do you think you'd be up for putting the Spire into work mode? There's this Octoling...and I want to help her.

I love you, sweetie!

- Marina [ @marinated-technophile ]

Hmm?

Oh! Hi Ma! Yeah, I’m rweady to help! Is thewe anythwing I should know about them?

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Aftew a long, long time of thinking cawefully thwough my options. I have decided that I am in support of Team Pwesent!

I chose this team because it’s the most logical to focus on. The past is gone, and the futuwe hasn’t arrived. It would be chaotic to focus on either of them, since you have no contwol over them!

But the pwesent, is so special because you can contwol it, you can shape it to youw heawts’ desiwes. Meaning, it’s the corwect answer!

(And it’s dwefinitely NOT because it’s my moms’ team. Nuh Uh.)

Grand Festival starts tomorrow! Dive into the bright lights and music~ It's time to live life to the fullest! Team Present, will you seize the moment?

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Well if you’re all for order, then I’d suggest Team Present! It’s all about keeping things the same way!

The future is always changing, ever chaotic! And the past, well, the past already happened, so while it is already locked in, set in stone, it also had a lot of chaos and messiness.

And while the present may also change, it’s also the here and now! Always an opportunity to do what you want!

I rwespect youw arwgument and will take youw message into considewation when making my decision!

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yo smollusk, which team are you going for grand festival?? oh and also the bread vs rice vs pasta splatfest??

I’m on Team Rwice! Plain… but vewsatile! Evewything an orderly food should be!

As for Gwand Festival, I have not made my decision yet, Mawina told me this is a vewy impowtant decision, as big as chaos vs order (Which I found hawd to believe!) So I want to make suwe I choose the rwight answer.

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OOC: Come join a server I mod for!

i made a splatoon server for casual, non competitive players! you can matchmake here, hang out with your team, and we plan to have custom splatfests!

link here!

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“I… I suppose you’we rwight.” It looked back towards the 8-ball for a moment then back at the Captain.

“Maybe… I can ask Eight for help? I’m surwe they’d be able to help you as well…”

"so um are you crying bud??? I don't think I don't think I'm supposed to be here? Smollusk or Order right? How am I supposed to get back home theres .... Theres something nagging at me all these faces with names I can't recall and yet.... never mind you'd think I was crazy" He laughed uncomfortably unsure of himself "Do?... Do you need a hug squiddo?" He asked with concern trying to give Order a comforting smile but the product was one that was unsure and nervous himself

I love how we both forgot about 3 still being in the tower xD Anyas older brother coming out of him lols)))

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“I-I’m twying to get you out. It’s been… difficult… I don’t want you to fall rwight back into Tartar’s hands…” It didn’t look at the inkling, it seemed to be trying to hide the fact that it was crying. It wasn’t supposed to be crying…

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It sighed as it looked at them, their memories were still there, at least a little bit, which is a good sign for them.

“I… I don’t think you undewstand what happened. I surwendered. I was intimidated into giving up. I… I only had the couwage to stand up because someone I cawed about was hurwt… and I had spire secuwity backing me. If the Canon Bots wewen’t thewe, I would have nevew gotten Tartar out of the spire…”

"so um are you crying bud??? I don't think I don't think I'm supposed to be here? Smollusk or Order right? How am I supposed to get back home theres .... Theres something nagging at me all these faces with names I can't recall and yet.... never mind you'd think I was crazy" He laughed uncomfortably unsure of himself "Do?... Do you need a hug squiddo?" He asked with concern trying to give Order a comforting smile but the product was one that was unsure and nervous himself

I love how we both forgot about 3 still being in the tower xD Anyas older brother coming out of him lols)))

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“I-I’m twying to get you out. It’s been… difficult… I don’t want you to fall rwight back into Tartar’s hands…” It didn’t look at the inkling, it seemed to be trying to hide the fact that it was crying. It wasn’t supposed to be crying…

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“I… I don’t know… what would happen, if I’m honest… I don’t know anwything at this point…” It finally glanced back, its eyes were filled with water. Or was it digital water?

“What kind of Admin am I? I can’t spot viruses, I can’t stop Tartar, I didn’t know what was wrong with Pawallel Canon! How am I suppose to prwotect the Memverse?” It choked up.

“I’m sowwy, I don’t mean to be dumping all of this on you… I’m just an AI… I’m… not suppose to be having this intense of feelings…”

"so um are you crying bud??? I don't think I don't think I'm supposed to be here? Smollusk or Order right? How am I supposed to get back home theres .... Theres something nagging at me all these faces with names I can't recall and yet.... never mind you'd think I was crazy" He laughed uncomfortably unsure of himself "Do?... Do you need a hug squiddo?" He asked with concern trying to give Order a comforting smile but the product was one that was unsure and nervous himself

I love how we both forgot about 3 still being in the tower xD Anyas older brother coming out of him lols)))

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“I-I’m twying to get you out. It’s been… difficult… I don’t want you to fall rwight back into Tartar’s hands…” It didn’t look at the inkling, it seemed to be trying to hide the fact that it was crying. It wasn’t supposed to be crying…

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Smollusk NO!!!!!!!!!! Order is how the universe WORKS!!! Look at atoms, look at subatomic particles, look at solar systems and black holes!!! All of these things, from the largest ones to the very smallest ones, all operate in an ORDERLY manner!!! If gravity were slightly more powerful, the universe would collapse into a ball, but if it were slightly less powerful, everything would fly apart!!! There's no way for a system dependent solely on cruel randomness to beget life, because ORDER is the condition for life!!! Without all of these things in perfect balance, no life would exist at all!!! The universe is a logical one, one of order, the only reason why it seems random is because, at the medium scale, it's difficult to see where the order lays!!! Please, for the sake of everyone that believes in you, that believes in a logical universe, DON'T GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Order will pwevail. I assuwe you… I just don’t think I’m doing enough to pwomote the ideals I claim to rwepresent…

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"so um are you crying bud??? I don't think I don't think I'm supposed to be here? Smollusk or Order right? How am I supposed to get back home theres .... Theres something nagging at me all these faces with names I can't recall and yet.... never mind you'd think I was crazy" He laughed uncomfortably unsure of himself "Do?... Do you need a hug squiddo?" He asked with concern trying to give Order a comforting smile but the product was one that was unsure and nervous himself

I love how we both forgot about 3 still being in the tower xD Anyas older brother coming out of him lols)))

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“I-I’m twying to get you out. It’s been… difficult… I don’t want you to fall rwight back into Tartar’s hands…” It didn’t look at the inkling, it seemed to be trying to hide the fact that it was crying. It wasn’t supposed to be crying…

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It’s been awhile since everything went down… things started returning to normal as the spire of order recovered from the pressure it was put under…

And in the control room of the spire, sat the small AI Admin, who seemed to be staring at the 8-ball that could destroy everything. It was locked up behind several locks and chains, to make sure nothing happens to it until Smollusk figures out how to safely dispose of it.

But for now, it seemed to be lost in thought as it stared at the black and white ball. It thought about how used it felt. How powerless it felt. How a simple oversight almost destroyed everything.

It was Smollusk’s job to protect and serve the Memverse, but it was starting to think that it wasn’t even good at that.

Slowly the small AI sunk to the ground, letting its body squish against the ground of the control room, and it began to cry…

It couldn’t stop itself from sobbing out on the ground, just letting everything out in the silence of the 30th floor. Maybe Tartar was right? Maybe it should have just let him through… but what good would that done? Smollusk didn’t know what to do anymore.

It started to think… and think…

Maybe…

Maybe…

The real Enemy of Order….

Was itself…