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GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

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“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

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now that tiktok is banned in the US it’s probably a good time to remind everyone that the tumblr fact checking policies are even worse than tiktok’s

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Ploop ploop ploop

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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

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made some charts for my favorite messy polycule according to the expansive and over-complicated headcanons that exist only in my head <3

1. are actively in a romantic relationship

2. have, at some point, actually had sex

3. have, at some point, had a toxic homoerotic best friendship AND a dramatic breakup

4. are, like, actually best friends

5. cannot currently interact for the sake of the timeline :/

6. are not allowed in the same room because they will try to kill each other (and not in a fun way)

7. has no idea that they’re in a polycule

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thinking about them (kinda-immortal kinda-ex-companions-of-the-doctor polycule) again

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I voted for 11, Clara, Graham and Jack for exactly two reasons:

1) the second half of season 7's stories are the kind of stories I like. The right combination of mystery and wonder and adventure.

2) I would love to see Clara, 11 and Jack flirt interact with eachother in the most unhinged fashion. And than there's Graham. Chef's kiss.

(All groups randomized) Which group would you like to travel space and time with the most?