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The netherlands may have “technically” won but we all know that norway are the real winners for getting the popular vote and iceland are the real winners for Best People On Earth

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┃┃╱╲ In this

┃╱╱╲╲ house

╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love

▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate

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T H I C C T H O R

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endgame makes this scene from age of ultron even funnier because steve most definitely realized he could have picked up that hammer but didn’t do it so he wouldnt hurt thor’s feelings or ego

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Glad to see that at least one country takes this year’s Eurovision seriously.

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Australia: (sends normal pop songs)

Fans: uGh thEy dOnt uNdErtsTAnd ThE CoNTeST

Australia: K (sends some opera bitch panting and making whale noises for three minutes)

Fans: NOW YOU DO!!!!

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guys, just hear me out

aidan gallagher as damian wayne

that’s it.

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Brooke Lynn: *mildly excited about winning the first challenge and going to Paris like a normal human being*

Scarlet: *delusionally goes on a rant about oats*

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seeing adore on drag race again is self care

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At some point in our species’ future, a human will walk up to the Opportunity rover, clear the dust off of her solar array, and wake her up.

This probably won’t happen in my lifetime, but it will happen, and when it does, it will be incredible.

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Tót, Endre

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how to install subtitles to caption what people are saying in real life

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ENFPs are just philosophers or teletubbies.. occasionally both at the same time.

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Honestly? Probably the most laughable thing to me about Fyre Festival is that there’s been so many reports of thievery and stolen wallets, clothes, etc when it’s literally been like 24 hours and these people clearly are well off, some dare I say loaded. They all can shell upwards of $12,000 to the tune and promise of rentable yachts and beach yoga but the minute they’re in mildly inconvenient straights they all turn on eachother and start nabbing up whatever’s unsecured even though they’re RICH and if that doesn’t say something about the ultimate nature of the bourgeoisie then I don’t know what does

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What I got from Fyre Festival is a team of white men with a token black man go to a predominately black island, abuse its infrastructure, and financially abuse its black workers. Then when it all fell apart, they left, and let the locals take the financial hit from the fall out of the scam.

Sounds about as historically circular as it can possibly be.