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EDITABLE REBLOGS NOT WORKING?  WORRY NOT!

so my editable reblogs finally broke.  after doing some 2am digging,  coming up with a redundant solution,  making an  ENTIRE TUTORIAL  for said redundant solution,  and realizing it’s useless,  i’ve got the answer to the problem for everyone.  i’ve joined the xkit support discord server,  and here is what’s been said about the issue so far:

TLDR;  EDITABLE REBLOGS WON’T WORK ON ORIGINAL POSTS,  BUT IT’LL WORK ON REBLOGS WITH REPLIES.  meaning if jane posts a starter and june replies to it  without using editable reblogs,  it’ll create this trail item.  so from then on out,  you can feel free to use xkit’s extension to your heart’s content.

so if you’re getting this issue,  the solution is simple:  DON’T USE XKIT ON THE FIRST REPLY.  yes,  it’ll be ugly,  but everything will be back to normal from there :)

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new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

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Things I’ve Heard/Said in Drama Class as RP Starters

“I’m gay for you, home slice.”

“Santa Claudius.”

“I will Mulan this bitch.”

“Stop reciting Shakespeare and join our satanic yoga group.”

“I don’t want to be a part of your fuckin’ world, Ariel.”

“STAGE CREW! AN OOMPA LOOMPA FELL!”

“This wig and makeup makes me look like a green haired Trump.”

“How the fuck don’t you know your lines? You’re on in ten minutes!”

“I have to get up as Elvis in front of the entire grade. You’ll be fine.”

“He’s a douche canoe.”

“I have about ten layers of hairspray in.”

“What the fuck do cis people drink?!”

“It’s been three weeks and thirty-seven showers. My hairspray is still not coming out.”

“Why did you bring gummy tide pods in again?”

“I cosplay enough to know how to work with wigs.”

“Three sewing projects two years ago, don’t fail me now!”

“I almost had to kiss her. That’s a problem since I’m gay.”

“At least you don’t have to deal with long hair.”

“I think most of the production is high.”

“The Great Wall of China has to be finished by tomorrow, people!”

“I run the meme economy.”

“This avalanche smells like toilet paper.”

“You have to do some things you don’t like to be an actress.”

“Actually, actor.”

“And were you wearing 5 layers with the top being wolf fur whilst barely being able to breathe?”

“What?”

“Exactly, Katherine.”

“*lifts leg* I’m trans.

“I won’t hesitate to break my ankle.”

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sympathetic villain/hero sentence starters.

" hey... you don't need to do this... you don't need to be what they made you. "

" i get it. you think you have no choice, that you have to be the bad guy the world painted you out to be. but you don't! "

" shh... it's alright, now. you were SO brave, you really were! be proud of that! but you were never going to win against me... "

" look. look how the world treats you... you're such a good person, and they know it. that's why they expect you to bleed for them... "

" no, no... please, don't do this. don't stand in my way! i'm fighting THEM! not you! "

" it wasn't me. not this time. i know what people are saying, but... i swear to god, it wasn't me. "

" of course they sent you. they ALWAYS send you! because they know, they KNOW that i don't want to hurt you! "

" i don't wanna be a hero/villain! not if it means hurting you! "

"it's okay... it's alright. i don't want to be the good/bad guy/gal/one today. go ahead, do what you gotta do. and do it with a clear conscience. i forgive you. "

" i just wish we had met some other way... "

" i have no choice! you have to understand, i don't want to hurt you! but... this is the only way. "

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Send “⚠️” plus a warning label for my muse.

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Warning”)

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Send me “Five of those ______ HC’s” and fill in the blank with a topic, and I’ll give you five headcanons about that topic for my muse!

Mun’s can omit certain topics. Remember to specify a muse for multi-muse blogs!

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New XKit and the new Tumblr dashboard

Hi everyone! Some of you may be aware that Tumblr has been offering a beta of the new web interface for a little while now. This new web experience comes with some nice perks, such as color palettes, soft refreshing, a built-in tag viewer, and a better user blocking system. It’s also much more accessible for those with reading difficulties, and should be fully compatible with screen readers.

Unfortunately, such drastic improvements has come at a price for those that truly rely on XKit features - the new web interface is entirely new, written from the ground up, and thus, XKit doesn’t work on it.

Recently, we’ve become aware that some people have been forcibly opted into this beta with no option to exit it, and this lines up with the projection that this new web interface will be fully launched by April 2020. However, we do not expect to be able to fully update XKit for this new dashboard before its full launch.

“Oh no! Tumblr’s trying to kill XKit!”

You would be amazed at what’s actually happening. A few Tumblr engineers are working with us and are building things into the new dashboard specifically to make our jobs easier! So please, rest assured that XKit being broken currently is not part of some grand scheme to make the Tumblr dashboard unmodifiable - we just need more time to catch up, and we’re being helped along.

“But I can’t use Tumblr without XKit!”

This is a problem we see echoed a lot. While we will be updating XKit to work on the new dashboard, we can’t give anyone a timescale. So, in the meantime, we ask that you learn to use the new dashboard with all its new features, and give clear, constructive, and respectful feedback to Tumblr support.

Tumblr has already implemented some equivalents of existing XKit features, and we’re already expecting more to appear down the line. If you can successfully communicate why certain XKit features are invaluable to your usage of Tumblr, we may see that list grow.

This is not the end for XKit - merely a stage of metamorphosis. Thank you all for your patience!

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terrible pick up lines  ( sfw )   {Sentence Starters}

“Hey, I have money.“

“How was heaven when you left it?”

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

“Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?”

“Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!”

“Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?”

“I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”

“You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.“

“You must be Wifi, ‘cause I’m feeling a connection.“

“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

“If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine!“

“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”

“Date me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gertrude?“

“Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a cutie!”

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my line.“

“You’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s out of business!”

“Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!”

“If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!” 

“Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!”

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?“

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put 'I’ and 'U’ together.“

“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes for the genie?“

“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!“

“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.“

“I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!“

“I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.”

“Well, I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.“

“Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!”

“Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?“

“You must be from Tennessee! Because you are the only TEN I see!“

“Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’m searching for.”

“Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.“

“Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?“

“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m ____.”

“There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.“

“Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.“

“Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.“

“Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas?”

“You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other girls look bad!“

“If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the 1 that you are missing.”

“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.“

“Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word GORGEOUS!”

“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.“

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this was bound to happen: tumblr is forcing a random and select few people on beta and is refusing to give you the option to turn it off.

step one: go here.

step two.

click your main blog.

step three: find this tab on the right-hand side. click on it.

step four: scroll all the way down until you see this.

make sure you double check that beta is off. this is the only way you can turn it off cause it drove me off the walls the first time i was forced into beta without an option to turn it off on my dashboard. enjoy.

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Has your muse ever had an inappropriate thought about my muse?

Leave it in my inbox, anon or not, and see how flustered you can make them!

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Asking out starters

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sweet

“I’ve been wanting to ask you this for a long time…will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc.?”

“Oh, you need a ride? I’ll take you.”

“Here it is: I like you. Please go out with me?”

“Do you want to go to the beach/park/museum/etc.? You don’t have to bring anything but your smile.”

“I brought you these flowers/chocolates/etc. because you’re beautiful/sweet/etc. Be my date?”

Flirty

“Would you like to see my bed tonight?”

“I have a lot of junk/sausage/etc. you can help me with.”

“Netflix and chill? But it might be a bit hot.”

“Just know that if we go out, I can’t guarantee it will be PG13.”

“There won’t be anyone around tonight…maybe we could spend a little time together.”

Awkward

“Would you…maybe…like to go on a walk with me? If that’s not too lame.”

“I was just wondering if you wanted to mate–DATE I MEANT DATE.”

“The plan was to read you this Shakespeare poem but my hands are shaking too much and I didn’t memorize it.”

“Wait, were you going to ask me out? I was going to ask you out.”

“Is it too much to ask for a kiss?”

Misc.

“[text][2 AM] i’m outside. get over here.”

“Just go out with me this one time, please! I’ll owe you one.”

“I guess I’ll pick you up at eight. Wear something cute but don’t take forever.”

“I brought you these flowers/chocolates/etc. as a bribe so you’ll want to date me.”

“I’m not telling you what we’re doing until you agree to do it.”

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Casual Nudity Memes

Send one to… 

 👙 - Catch my muse half naked accidentally 

 🙅‍♂️ - Walk in my muse and see them covering up their naked body 

 😍 - See my muse naked accidentally and say “damn” without meaning it 

��💧- Go skinny dipping with my muse 

☀️ - Go to a nudist beach with my muse 

 🍃 - Have my muse pose tastefully for your muse’s art project 

 🍺 - Get drunk and wake up completely naked cuddled up to my muse

 💳 - Play strip poker with my muse 

 🛁 - Shower with my muse

 🎁 - “Dick in a box” prank my muse 

 😧 - Accidentally walk into a changing stall that my muse was in 

 ✋️ - See my muse naked and have your muse cover their eyes 

 🖐 - Have your muse peek through their fingers at seeing my muse naked

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Analyze my writing! Tell me things you’ve noticed about my writing, my characterization, etc. Give me assumptions you have based on what you’ve seen. Give me advice on what you think I can do better! Psychoanalyze my muse(s)!

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Lyrica Live Sentence Starters Part 1

Heian Alien

“Make your mind up.”

“What you get is what you see.”

“I’m standing here before you as a pure blank slate.”

“All or nothing - what’s the goal?”

“Oh, what a curious world.”

“Go back to the start.”

“Wasn’t it fun back then?”

“Let’s do it again.”

“You’re alien too, foreign to so many things.” 

“Reality lies in the observation.”

Tonight Stars An Easy Going Egoist

“Who was the fool to say money can’t grow on a tree?”

“Nothing comes for free.”

“Read ‘em and weep!”

“It’s all for me.”

“Wealth is never gained and never lost.”

“Don’t blame me if you get double-crossed.”

“___, you’re so depressing! I think you’re talking too much.”

“Let me handle this.”

“Right... sorry.”

“The crowd does seem to like you.”

“Like me? They adore me!”

“Couldn’t think of a single reason why they wouldn’t... Well, wait.”

“Everyone wants what I’ve got and they’ve all got what I want.”

“Most disgraceful, most disastrous.”

“I’ll flaunt it like a leading actress.”

“The gamble’s on.”

“But don’t you have enough?”

“Do you need to raise the stakes?”

“Pennies they save are the pennies I can earn.”

“There’s no use dwelling on the cost.”

“___, is it time yet?”

“A little more, a little more...”

“They’re not even watching us.”

“Hold your applause until the very end.”

“This truly is the sweetest dream.”

“It’s all for her.”

“Peasants, your place is to kneel down on the floor!”

Catastrophe in Bhavaagra

“God in heaven, hear my plea.”

“Heaven is a travesty.”

“What you call catastrophe might just be the miracle of miracles to me.”

“I can feel your spirit.”

“Show me what you got in store.”

“I’ve been craving something more.”

“Heaven’s lonely pleasure means nothing.”

“Please take me to the other side!”

“Isn’t it a virtue to be more down to earth?”

“Time to shake things up tonight!”

“It’s a feeling I never want to stop!”

“I want to fall under a spell once more.”

“I know I can rock your world.”

“Give me everything you’ve got!”

“Here, now, I see as a child again.”

“This is truly my heaven here on earth.”

“At last, I’m alive!”

“I’ve had a wondrous rebirth!”

“Here, now, I’m free as a child again.”

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It’s Sinday! Send my muse strange, embarrassing and possibly NSFW anons!

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Send a ✏️ and I’ll write a drabble about our Muses.