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we should start giving testosterone to ants

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your honour i understand that it is treason to release classified documents about military equipment but you saw what that guy on the forum said i couldn't just let someone be that wrong

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need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

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tweets that did get a chuckle out of me

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One of them was just a guess. My eyes hurt.

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

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CNN?

message to all bitches

please survive

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condescending online man day

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wheres seasons greasons

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you! tumblr user!

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

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I love Halloween!

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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

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In case you need a costume idea for tomorrow…

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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin