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Bad at Magic

For those whom it does not come naturally to

"I can cast it! Just give me a minute!"

"Why can't I do this? Why can't I do this?!"

"It shouldn't be this hard! Everyone else seems to find it easy enough..."

"All I wanted was to be a wizard, and now..?"

"Maybe I'm not cut out for magic."

"Everyone's blasting off spells left and right and I can barely cast fireball."

"Every movement is perfect, why isn't it working!"

"The Gods hate me."

"All that study, all that time... for nothing."

"Ow! Goddamnit! I burnt my fingertips again."

"Don't backfire please don't backfire please..."

"I've got this, I can do this, it's not going to hurt this time -"

"Am I getting the evocation wrong? Am I saying it badly?"

"I just don't know why it doesn't work."

"Every single time I do this it blows up in my face."

"Indocrinus - wait no that's not right -"

"I can feel the power coursing through me, then it just... fizzles out."

"The magic feels... wrong. To me."

"There are easier ways I could do this, but I want to do it right."

"I feel the pull of the dark magics. The ones that are... easy."

"Why is it so bad to use the shadows? They want me to use them."

"Magic won't obey me. I cannot force it to. Yet there is another..."

"Dark magic this, evil magic that. Its all magic, isn't it?"

"After all, why shouldn't I?"

"You can tell me it's bad all day but it's magic I can do!"

"I know I can control it, I know I can..."

"Just... help me. Please? I want to be good at this."

"I want to learn magic to help people! To do good!"

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King of the World

Lyrics from King of the World by First Aid Kit gently modified into starters.

"It was ten in the morning."

"I was laughing at something at the airport terminal."

"It was nine in the evening."

"I was sitting crying to you over the phone."

"I was passing the border from a state to another..."

"It was filled with people whom I couldn't help to relate to."

"We stopped awhile at a roadside restaurant."

"The waitress was sitting outside smoking in her car."

"She had that look of total fear in her eyes."

"We drove away from there."

"She looked at me and she smiled."

"I keep running around."

"I keep trying to find the ground."

"But my head is in the stars."

"My feet are in the sky."

"Oh I'm nobody's baby."

"I'm everybody's girl."

"I'm the queen of nothing."

"I'm the king of the world."

"Once you asked me well what's my biggest fear."

"I'm afraid that things would always remain so unclear."

"I'm afraid that one day I'd wake up all alone."

"I'd have a big family and emptiness deep in my bones."

"That I would be so blinded, turn a deaf ear."

"I'm afraid that my fake laugh would suddenly sound sincere."

"Now I wasn't born for anything."

"I wasn't born to say anything."

"I'm just here now and soon I'll be gone."

"Now every day, there's a short intermission."

"While I sleep, they start dimming the lights."

"But I've seen everything I ever want to see."

"Screaming "Fire!" in a theater, people taking their seats!"

"Watch it all go down like a stone in a stream."

"If you fall for your reflection, you will drown in a dream."

"Tell me something real! Tell me something true!"

"I just want to feel there's something left that I can do."

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The Monster They Held At Bay

For the hero turned villain.

"You should all be very, very afraid."

"The one who has nothing to live for is not afraid to die."

"Do you know what these hands could do to you?"

"I was once your hero. Now... now you quake before me."

"Isn't it sweet? Nobody's coming to save you."

"You're crying out for me... oh, yes."

"I am your death. What a sweet relief it will be."

"Everyone always calls out for me. Nobody really cares."

"You're all selfish, every single one of you."

"Did you not think, what might happen? When I was the last one?"

"The winner stands alone. Alone..."

"Your hero. That's what you called me, once..."

"Isn't it funny, how you cower, how you whimper?"

"I wanted nothing more than to save you all. What a blind fool."

"You reek of failure. Your final breath... enjoy it."

"These powers. These... abilities. To keep you safe. Now..."

"Why should I give a damn about good and kind any more?"

"We do what we must to survive."

"When you were singing my name... it was all self preservation."

"The doctor who takes the organ from the adult to save the child..."

"What makes me a monster, hm? I see it, in your eyes. The monster."

"I am reflected in all of you, every one. Selfish. Greedy. Human."

"When the whole world quakes at my feet, then I will be... satisfied."

"Power. It corrupts, they said. No... it makes you see."

"I see you all as you truly are. I see all of it."

"The power I wield will make the world better. An empty world."

"I wanted to save everyone, once. What a foolish endeavor."

"I loved. I lost. I hurt. I was... human. Now? I am a God."

"Fall before me. Beg. Cry. Plead. It won't change the outcome."

"And they wept... they wept for freedom, for peace... they wept to be saved... and I? I saved them. I saved them all."

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Nicknackatory

Lyrics from Nicknackatory by Mr. B. gently transformed into starters

"We're back!"

"First of all we must establish contact."

"I've no thirst for fame or a lavish contract."

"I'm a chappie with a sunny disposition."

"I've a taste for fine wine or a funny expedition."

"To the club or to the bordello with a sweet tobacco smell."

"I can taste it as we speak, it sstays with me for weeks!"

"The simple things in life come when I paid for all my geep."

"When some others take a peek they form quite a clique."

"It takes a squeaking off their wish to see my fail."

"But the weaknesses of some can leave them rather overcome."

"Their jealousies can rather stop them from keeping mum."

"So they bleat all their grievances up and down the avenue."

"Replete with my riposte to keep me from grabbing you."

"I've no need to haze for my life is amazing!"

"The world's my nicknackatory."

"It's so frightfully keen."

"Yours is another story."

"It's really rather mean."

"You may bathe in my glory."

"Maybe we'll be chums."

"The dross one has to hear as one's stock grows more."

"Is the cross one has to bear and a frightful bore."

"The world is my toyshop, it makes your ploy stop."

"A place of joy!"

"I got a Japanese robot in a bow tie to serve me tea, biscuits, cake, and sherry."

"The very thought of employment thwarts my enjoyment of port so I deploy some more booze, remain buoyant!"

"I demand booze, and I demand cake."

"I'm always to share, as I care for the chums that I make."

"I recline in a fine pair of tweed plus fours."

"I care not whose dander I get up, I'm set up for life."

"As my quill has more might than the knife."

"The strife the naysayers cause me bores me blue!"

"Let them eat cake, and let me eat it too!"

"All the haters, and their maters, throw your hands up at me!"

"All the waiters bring their plates and try not to upset me."

"If your nose can't take a tweak, or you find my words oblique; then get back to your bitter pit, because I've turned the other cheek!"

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Swearing

This is just a list of curse words for any particularly acerbic characters. Uh... do I need a trigger tag for this?

"Fuck."

"Cunt."

"Wanker."

"Bollocks!"

"Dick."

"Knob."

"Turd."

"Shit."

"Whore."

"Bitch."

"Bastard."

"Motherfucker."

"Fuckface."

"Asswipe."

"Douche."

"Cock."

"Cocksucker."

"Shit for brains."

"Arsehole."

"Ass."

"Arse."

"Twat."

"Dickhead."

"Fuck a duck."

"Slut."

"Penis."

"Pussy."

"Balls."

"Nuts."

"Douchecanoe."

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The Angry River

Lyrics from the angry riveer by the hat gently modified into starters.

"The emptiness, we confess."

"It's the dimmest hour of day."

"In this town they make a sound..."

"It's like the low sad moan of pray."

"The bitter taste..."

"The hidden face..."

"The lost, forgotten child."

"The darkest need."

"The slowest speed."

"The debt is unreconciled."

"These photographs mean nothing."

"There's this poison that they take."

"Before, a moment's glory."

"The light begins to fade."

"The awful cost of all we've lost."

"What awful cost."

"We looked the other way."

"We've paid the price."

"We've paid the price of this cruel device."

"'Til we've nothing left to pay."

"The river goes where the current flows."

"The light we must destroy."

"Events conspire to set afire."

"The methods we employ."

"These dead men walk on water."

"Cold blood runs through their veins."

"The angry river rises."

"As we step into the rain."

"These photographs mean nothing to the poison that they take."

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Caster

Magic! Mystery! Wonder! Spells for the sender to cast. Shamelessly stolen from based on the dnd 5e books... because I'm a bg3 girlie* at heart. Send with 'reverse' appended for receiver to cast it instead.

"Aspersio acidi!" - Acid splashes the area

"Ignis!" - fireball!

"Saltatio levis!" - lights begin to dance in the air

"Explosio!" - a blast of immense energy

"Putredo!" - everything natural begins to rot

"Attende!" - everyone turns to look at the caster

"Ventus!" - a sharp gust of air

"Levitare!" - the focus of the spell begins to float in the air.

"Incrementum plantarum!" - plant life begins to grow

"Cerebrum legere!" - caster reads the focus' thoughts

"Te curo!" - the focus of the spell is healed

"Alego!" - a blast of pure ice

"Aquam evocare!" - pure water pours from the caster's hands

"Caelum sonum!" - thunder cracks and roars

"Vivere!" - bring the dead back to life

*gender neutral please note this is me using a latin translator to try to design spells, so some things may be incorrect.

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Fix You

Lyrics from Fix You by Coldplay gently modified into starters.

"When you try your best, but you don't succeed."

"When you get what you want, but not what you need."

"When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep."

"You're stuck in reverse."

"The tears come streamin' down your face."

"When you lose somethin' you can't replace."

"You've lost something."

"You can't replace it."

"When you love someone, but it goes to waste..."

"I know you loved them... but it was wasted."

"Could it be worse?"

"Lights will guide you home."

"And they will ignite your bones."

"And I will try to fix you."

"High up above or down below..."

"When you're too in love to let it go."

"But if you never try, you'll never know..."

"Just what you're worth!"

"Tears stream down your face..."

"When you lose somethin' you cannot replace..."

I promise you I will learn from my mistakes."

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After Loss

They lost someone...

"The pain will ease, you know."

"We won't forget them. They'll still live in your heart."

"I know it's hard, but they wouldn't want you to shut yourself away."

"They loved you so, so much. Don't doubt that."

"It's okay to cry, it's okay to grieve."

"I didn't know, I'm... I'm so sorry."

"Oh, my God. When did that happen?"

"Grief... does strange things to people, I understand."

"Hey, come here. Come here, it's okay, it's okay..."

"I know you miss them, of course you do."

"It's normal to feel... empty."

"Don't rush the healing. It'll come, it just takes time."

"They loved you, so, so much."

"You can't let loss destroy you. It's not what they'd want."

"Take my hand, take a breath. It'll pass."

"It feels like there's this - wound in my chest that won't heal."

"I miss them, God, I miss them so much."

"Why did they have to go?"

"I'm empty. Where they used to be."

"I don't think it's ever going to stop hurting."

"They were there, and now they're gone, but how can they be gone?"

"How can a presence that big just - stop?"

"I didn't think they could ever be gone, couldn't imagine this... alone."

"They're gone. They're not. They can't - they're not."

"Every time I think I'm over it and then it just... starts hurting all over again..."

"Time. They say it takes... time."

"I want to... hear them. Talk to them."

"They understood me, really, truly."

"The world is emptier, and it will never be full again."

"I... wish you could understand..."

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Foundations

Lyrics from Foundations by Kate Nash gently modified into starters.

"Thursday night, everything's fine."

"You've got that look in your eye."

"When I'm telling a story and you find it boring."

"You're thinking of something to say."

"You'll go along with it, then drop it..."

"You humiliate me in front of our friends."

Then I'll use that voice that you find annoyin'..."

"And say something like, "Yeah, intelligent input darlin'"

"Why don't you just have another beer then?"."

"Then you'll call me a bitch."

"Everyone we're with will be embarrassed!"

"I won't give a shit."

"My fingertips are holding on to the cracks in our foundation."

"I know that I should let go, but I can't."

"Every time we fight I know it's not right."

"Every time that you're upset and I smile..."

"I know I should forget, but I can't!"

"You said I must eat so many lemons, 'cause I am so bitter."

"I'd rather be with your friends mate, 'cause they are much fitter."

"Yes, it was childish."

"You got aggressive."

"I must admit that I was a bit scared."

"It gives me thrills to wind you up."

"Your face is pasty..."

"You've gone and got so wasted, what a surprise!"

"Don't want to look at your face, 'cause it's making me sick."

"You've gone and got sick on my trainers."

"I only got these yesterday!"

"Oh my gosh, I cannot be bothered with this."

"Well I'll leave you there 'til the mornin'."

"I won't turn the heating on."

"Dear God, I hope I'm not stuck with this one."

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