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Dark Brand

It's been a long time coming, but we once again honor our very first member of our very first week: Dark Brand. In this age of high hit Vjayas and Dark Flows, this member's age certainly shows, but having now claimed the life of a Lv200 HUcast, she's at the top of her game again! Just in time for the Christmas event, Dark Brand remains the perfect present that any team could ask for. For that, we thank you, Dark Brand. May you continue to slay many Hildebears with well-placed blows even into your old age.

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Jon Arbuckle

A man with even less game than Zygarde, Jon Arbuckle is the epitome of the average Ephinea forum user. His inability to take care of himself, let alone his two pets, yet ability to continue surviving are proof that if there is an almighty creator god out there, that he has a cruel sense of humor.

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That one delivery guy that laughed at one of my jokes

One time I ordered a pizza and it arrived on time, much to my joy. I cracked a few jokes and they were a great sport and pretended they were funny jokes. I tipped him extra and told them to take care of himself and stay safe, and he looked me in the eye as if I was the first person to treat him as a person and not just a pizza junkie.

Our meeting may have been short, but it left a profound impact on both of our lives.

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FANSean

Some shmuck that dropped in on one of my streams one day, I have somehow tricked this person into being one of my best friends. He used to work at a Dunkin' Donuts, where a toaster nearly killed him twice because his managers are very good at managing things that aren't their egos.

He's extremely noteworthy for being a very quick thinker, capable of coming up with witty insults on the fly and for quitting this shitty game before sinking 5000 hours into it unlike the rest of us.

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Tsurugi Kadota

A throwaway character in the hit mobile game Love Live: School Idol Festival, one of her cards is sometimes obtained after clearing songs, and usually fed to one of your team members you actually intend on using.

Her name translates roughly to "vanishing sword." Hunters use swords, and as far as I'm concerned, that's good enough to earn her a spot as Member of the Week.

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Sain

A green cavalier with red cavalier growths, Sain aims to please both the player and the ladies with his excellent class and stat gains. What he lacks in skill he makes up for in stats, sporting a tremendous 8 Strength and 6 Speed. While his partner, Kent, is the "fast" cavalier with a 45% speed growth and higher starting speed, Sain is no slouch in this department sporting a respectable 40% Speed growth allowing him to not only catch up to his red-armored counterpart, but potentially even exceed him.

He spends his leisure time flirting with every woman he sees. If he attempts to flirt with Louise, he expresses immediate regret for trying to seduce a married woman, showing that he does have some form of moral code. Depending on the player's support options, he can potentially be the fater of Wolt from Binding Blade.

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Andy

I don't know a single goddamned thing about this person, but they said they wanted to be member of the week so they are. Thus, I told them to abandon their group and take a screenshot of their character for me to put here. As they did, this proves they are a true FOmarl main. They hate literally every laser in PSO, claiming them to be the plague of the game. They may not be in the team officially, but they're still a COmplainer in our hearts. Their best moment was offering a 35h Demon's Raygun, a set of level 15 techniques (including Grants and Megid), and like 3 PDs on a 35h Rambling May.

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The Parapa Ironknuckle guarding the Candle

This month's member of the week is that one Ironknuckle in the Parapa palace that guards the Candle. Being the first Ironknuckle that Link tends to face, he is a formidable opponent. His mastery of the sword and shield guarantees that he can block almost any attack that comes his way while constantly dishing out blow after blow, taking out any potential hero that thinks they can mindlessly slice their way to victory. His best friend, a Guma, is famous for dropping magic refills instead of P Bags, denying people of a potential heal from a Life stat level up.

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Jean Carlo Montague

Our current member of the week is Jean Carlo Montague. This chucklemonger is the brilliant scientist of Pioneer 2 primarily responsible for creating Booma Claws and sending Elenor to her death. Not many know that he can also create other enemy part weapons (each very capable of getting you banned if you trade them) and sending the player character to an equally horrible fate with equally shit weapons.

What sets Dr.Montague apart from other doctors is that other doctors are doctors. Montague is more of a mad scientist, often seen chuckling to himself, patronizing hunters and generating enough team points to ensure that CO is able to fight powerful worms all day. He was also a driving force in the creation of mags--the predecessor technology to the creation of Casts and Newmans. Being a Newman himself, we can only assume he is also a time wizard.

Dr.Montague can often be found on the streets of Ragol, and sometimes the Hunters Guild. Supposedly, he has a lab, but we at CO like to think that the world is his lab. And we're his guinea pigs. Ha, ha, ha.

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Vol Opt

Haha, just kidding. Nobody likes this guy. Introducing our real member of the week, Dark Brand!

Dark Brand (sometimes referred to as "Dank Brand" and "ME MIGHTY SWORD") is a relatively new member of the team. Forged in the deepest pits of Ragol, Dark Brand embarks on a never-ending quest to defeat her rival, Dark Edge, and every Hildebear in the Forest. On her quest, Dark Brand has befriended many Fire Scepter Agnis, and even gained the loyalty of an Ice Staff Dagon. The last mistake any foolhearted Hildebear will ever make is assuming it can match the sheer destructive power of a well-placed blow.

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a sandwich

Kicking off our member of the first week, we have a sandwich. Glory in its toasty splendor, for it is truly our noblest of members. Flaunting its powerhouse combo of cheese, tomato, ham, lettuce and bacon, a sandwich is stacked for your pleasure. a sandwich is known to stare danger in the face and never back down from a challenge, even if the challenge is against Dracula. a sandwich can often be found in its home, located just to the right of the milk in the fridge. Truly, a sandwich sets an example which should be followed by all.