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when you lay down for bed and realize you forgot to brush your teeth
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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
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Someone is happy to see you (and wants to know if you have pizza)
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my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying
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rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth
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a gentle reminder that you aren’t a disappointment. you aren’t a failure. no one knows how hard u try and you’re doing so well. you deserve so much better.
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The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
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everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff
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so now we sit and think about what could’ve been
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#look at this gay shit #THAT fucking smirk #the gay™ smirk #evie is all like “tf u don’t bby u got me” #AND mal knows it #why need a boyfriend #when u got evie FUCKING grimhilde as a girlfriend #it’s canon Y’ALL #it’s been canon since the first movie #THEY lesbianing together #THEY’RE GAAY #evie “don’t need no man” grimhilde and mal “boyfriends are a waste of time” bertha are gayin bc they don’t need boyfriends #when they got each other #im criyn
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