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Doc and Skizz are such a fantastic duo as enemies. Like, they're both such softies. Calculated murder just happened, and Doc is making big puppy dog eyes and feeling bad about it, and Skizz is absolutely incapable of staying mad at him. Ren gets murdered immediately, but Doc? He is clearly completely innocent here.

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bringing this back cuz apparently it is ace day and I must celebrate

Strorytime! So a few years ago when I told my mom I'm probably ace, it naturally took a bit to explain what that means. The difference between ace and normal attraction, and what bits I feel and do not feel as compared to what has been presented to me as apparently other people's norm. Her response:

"oh honey. You're not ace. Everyone feels that way"

..bruh It's been actual years and I still haven't recovered from that response. Like, do I tell her?

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I've been listening to Danny Motta reaction videos recently, and either this man is messing with us or apollo himself has decided to pull a wicked prank. Cuz legit, every other video at least. This dude cannot catch a break

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I dunno if it was given back for sportsmanship or whatnot, but I choose to believe that Cleo absolutely still has that ender chest and has just decided to not use it ever because if they did they might be expected to do things.

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Short answer: You mostly just find one you like and watch a bunch of their stuff, then maybe get hooked on their friends along the way

Long answer: So the basics. hermitcraft.com has a list of all the hermits, their channels, etc. Each hermit has their own series going on in the hermitcraft server (A lot of them have other videos on the side as well). If you watch through one hermit's series you'll get all the story bits they care about, so you don't have to worry about hopping between perspectives unless you want to. Start at the start of a season. That's a new minecraft world, new storylines/builds to come, you're not going to be missing any major plot points.

As for who to start with, it really depends on what you like. Each hermit has their own vibe, and it really depends what jives with you. A lot of people start with Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, or Goodtimeswithscar. Grian in particular has a way of being right in the middle or at least Very Aware of most major lore if you want to go that route. (though I'm probably biased because I started with him, so I likely missed a lot of stuff his perspective didn't cover xD). Part of me is tempted to go down the list of hermits and their vibes, but I feel like that's more than I want to do right now. Prob best to just go watch a few minutes of each person's first episode and see if you vibe with anyone.

Alright, I'll bite, how do I get into hermitcraft.

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Listening to Skizz streaming TCG and my favorite thing about this game is how often hermits end up doing each others catch phrases. Nothing brings quite so much joy as Joe's "tiiime skip" imitated in like 5 different accents

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I see you in the tags. Kermit as technoblade? nono. Kermit is so even-keeled. He would only resort to violence in extreme emotional distress. But you know who swears off violence only to immediately end up there every time? You know who tries to go off and do their own thing only to get dragged back by this one particular group of over and over because they contribute something that no one else can? Miss Piggy.

Plus she's a pig. It was meant to be.

Im going to do screenplay fanfics of some of my favorite media but as told by the Muppets, Epic the Musical? Muppets. DSMP(only after Techno joined)? Muppets. Maybe I'll think of more but yeah, Muppets.

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oh he shiny

Just some practice for drawing faster.

Mr Blade, you're positively glowing!

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people are talking abt third life irl and id just like to say that mumbo jumbo MAULS every last one of your favorite third life ccs.

this man is literally 6’5 and biked across 7 countries FOR FUN. not a SINGLE PERSON on that roster stands a chance.

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I had to go dig up my first ever fanart, cuz you get it

I love techno fanart where he's just a cute little pig. Like yeah, look at that little guy. He commits murder on the daily. Yeah he's got a little crown and fluffy cape, isn't it cute? He enjoys committing felonies.

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*glances between Karim and Aaravos* Yes.. the bombs.. that's what should have raised the rating

the dragon prince being rated y7 on netflix is so wild because the plot of season 7 includes one teenager granting another teenager access to the nuclear codes

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guys, I just realized that carol of the bells just happens to follow the dies irae and I am shook

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Spoilers for the Mumbo trial but Doc getting sent back to skyblock is objectively the funniest thing that could have come out of this case

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Y'all I'm listening to a Joe Hills stream right now and it's wild. Apparently some guy who owns both wordpress and tumblr is getting sued for something or other and the man, the lad, Joe Hills himself was cited in an injunction. Something about the dude replying to a comment Joe made and partially incriminating himself. I don't understand half of what's going on but this is great

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at least no one will be able to blow up his Blumming Car in space

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I didn't say anything at the time on account of my brain being too busy wobbling about like jello in one of those no-spill kids bowls rolling down a hill, so now I just have this knowledge

Strorytime! So a few years ago when I told my mom I'm probably ace, it naturally took a bit to explain what that means. The difference between ace and normal attraction, and what bits I feel and do not feel as compared to what has been presented to me as apparently other people's norm. Her response:

"oh honey. You're not ace. Everyone feels that way"

..bruh It's been actual years and I still haven't recovered from that response. Like, do I tell her?

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Strorytime! So a few years ago when I told my mom I'm probably ace, it naturally took a bit to explain what that means. The difference between ace and normal attraction, and what bits I feel and do not feel as compared to what has been presented to me as apparently other people's norm. Her response:

"oh honey. You're not ace. Everyone feels that way"

..bruh It's been actual years and I still haven't recovered from that response. Like, do I tell her?