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I see you in the tags. Kermit as technoblade? nono. Kermit is so even-keeled. He would only resort to violence in extreme emotional distress. But you know who swears off violence only to immediately end up there every time? You know who tries to go off and do their own thing only to get dragged back by this one particular group of over and over because they contribute something that no one else can? Miss Piggy.

Plus she's a pig. It was meant to be.

Im going to do screenplay fanfics of some of my favorite media but as told by the Muppets, Epic the Musical? Muppets. DSMP(only after Techno joined)? Muppets. Maybe I'll think of more but yeah, Muppets.

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oh he shiny

Just some practice for drawing faster.

Mr Blade, you're positively glowing!

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people are talking abt third life irl and id just like to say that mumbo jumbo MAULS every last one of your favorite third life ccs.

this man is literally 6’5 and biked across 7 countries FOR FUN. not a SINGLE PERSON on that roster stands a chance.

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I had to go dig up my first ever fanart, cuz you get it

I love techno fanart where he's just a cute little pig. Like yeah, look at that little guy. He commits murder on the daily. Yeah he's got a little crown and fluffy cape, isn't it cute? He enjoys committing felonies.

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*glances between Karim and Aaravos* Yes.. the bombs.. that's what should have raised the rating

the dragon prince being rated y7 on netflix is so wild because the plot of season 7 includes one teenager granting another teenager access to the nuclear codes

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guys, I just realized that carol of the bells just happens to follow the dies irae and I am shook

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Spoilers for the Mumbo trial but Doc getting sent back to skyblock is objectively the funniest thing that could have come out of this case

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Y'all I'm listening to a Joe Hills stream right now and it's wild. Apparently some guy who owns both wordpress and tumblr is getting sued for something or other and the man, the lad, Joe Hills himself was cited in an injunction. Something about the dude replying to a comment Joe made and partially incriminating himself. I don't understand half of what's going on but this is great

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at least no one will be able to blow up his Blumming Car in space

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I didn't say anything at the time on account of my brain being too busy wobbling about like jello in one of those no-spill kids bowls rolling down a hill, so now I just have this knowledge

Strorytime! So a few years ago when I told my mom I'm probably ace, it naturally took a bit to explain what that means. The difference between ace and normal attraction, and what bits I feel and do not feel as compared to what has been presented to me as apparently other people's norm. Her response:

"oh honey. You're not ace. Everyone feels that way"

..bruh It's been actual years and I still haven't recovered from that response. Like, do I tell her?

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Strorytime! So a few years ago when I told my mom I'm probably ace, it naturally took a bit to explain what that means. The difference between ace and normal attraction, and what bits I feel and do not feel as compared to what has been presented to me as apparently other people's norm. Her response:

"oh honey. You're not ace. Everyone feels that way"

..bruh It's been actual years and I still haven't recovered from that response. Like, do I tell her?

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Just a tad different take, nothing too crazy"???? This is what the minecraft movie should have been!!!

Neytirix delievers every time man!

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All the other winners were space. Now everyone's saying Joel's gotta be a car, and I need to get this off my chest or I will explode

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i know grian said he didn't know who got what powers (other than his own), but either he was lying about that or whoever did assign them knew exactly what they were doing because they feel like they've been made FOR them.

some of them are really obvious, like bdubs controlling time (both through speed and by sleeping), cleo getting to raise the dead (and grian getting to see skizz and mumbo again as a result), pearl getting to fly (arent her goggles and wings so moth-like? they are to me) and lizzie being a literal Shadow Lady. joel, bigb and scar all got powers that connect to their characters this season, like joel's affinity to parkour and bigb's whole creaking deal and scar really wanting to punch people far (and he's making a rollercoaster. what do you do with rollercoasters? you ride them...). etho "did that make you jump" slab gets to (literally) jumpscare everyone on the server and of course theatre kid rendog gets to pretend to be other people (he's also one of the few people who subbed in for another player during a prior season).

martyn's fits his lore as listener so well, grian's got the most watcher-like abilities of them all, and gem getting being able to see traps and communicate with the dead (one of whom is only there because he tried too hard to kill her) is brilliant with how she plays the game like she's got more control than anyone else (hello watcher/listener...?). finding connections with scott and impulse's powers might be more of a reach but to me they fit well because scott generally comes across as harmless and peaceful but he's also almost literally become a sacrificial lamb, and impulse switching places with other people makes me think of third life and his double crossing playing both sides schemes.

tango's might be my favourite because the frostwalker ability is so decked out deepfrost citadel to me, and he also gets to flee with extra flee (my personal favourite catchphrase of his). also (not to overanalyse) jimmy's power fits so well into his overall narrative as a canary who's broken his curse: he's never made it to a final episode, he's been grian's guardian angel (always watching, never seen) and with the canary gone from the mines there's nothing to warn the others so they're dead before they realise they're in danger.

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The hide ad button on facebook now has "knows too much" and "too personal" as valid reasons. This feels like something with a story. What dark magic is happening on facebook? I'm now going to push this on every ad that uses any shady marketing tactics (all of them)

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Today's episode didn't include HoTGuY, but it didn't not include him ya know?

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A moment of appreciation for whoever assigned the powers, cuz it wasn't Grian (he didn't know about Martin or Cleo) and it definitely wasn't random. Like, Ren the actor, Cleo and the zombies, sleeping Bdubs. Thank you random person. We love you