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My five year plan is to just see what happens
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i love canceling plans. dear maria count me out
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I might not have my life figured out and I might not know what I'm gonna do next. but I know love. I know kindness . I know friendship.
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drinkable yogurt is such a gay food. The way you gotta jack it off shaking it…
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they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to
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You too can experience the Odyssee thanks to the wonders of the Deutsche Bahn
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"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"
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Hey so um do you want to have a really fucked up dynamic with me or not
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I shouldn’t live my life by the sword? But what if the sword is, like, really cool? Did you think of that?
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doctors hate when you do this: being a patient
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okay. fine. i won't give up on love forever and ever 🙄 i'm old enough to accept that love hides even in the most unexpected places and denying yourself the pleasure of recognizing it is pushing away something that's inherent to the human condition. you happy now? alright.
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Something awfully weird happened to me a long time ago
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me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in
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By Your Side - Brett Scheifflee , 2024.
American , b. 1986 -
Oil on canvas , 36 x 48 in.
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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus
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i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me
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"how am i gonna be an optimist about this?" was actually the craziest thing to have in the chorus of a pop song
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