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the person asserting the make-a-wish child's right to an aryan doordasher is a she-ra fandom blogger embroiled in callout drama who regularly posts thousand word essays invoking the threat of femicide as the reason taylor swift can't come out as a lesbian. just for the epistemology of the concepts here.

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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

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what the fuck is this monstrosity

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my kink is more subversive and avant-garde than yours. your kink could be easily understood with a few googlé searches but mine requires lengthy knowledge of classical and modern literature. and it’s more taboo as well.

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Asexual watching monster porn for the creature designs

You want to get off your computer

You want to get off your computer and go here.

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Found A Guy to fix the hold in my ceiling. Next question: can I afford to fix the hole in my ceiling? I shall find out in a few days!

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Twitter death watch.

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shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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Screenshotted from BlueSky

Needed this one on tumblr, even if it's just to show my friends bc it made me laugh

(Red is also on Tumblr as @comicaurora, so I hope that this is okay with her! If not I'll take it down ofc)

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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I keep posting about the weird electronic contraptions I build and neglecting to mention possibly my favourite: a few years ago I volunteered to teach some electronics skills to a group of Syrian refugees (shoutout to super cool Edinburgh charity Science Ceilidh for setting that up btw) and at one point I helped a guy design and build a Quran holder with RGB lighting. I wish I'd taken photos because the fusion of traditional Islamic design with over-the-top gamer aesthetic was truly a sight to behold. at one point I was like "gotta check in, this isn't like, sacrilege right?" and the guy goes "if it nourishes my soul it is holy" and again, when he says that, understand that he's talking about a book stand for his holy text that's lit up like this: