melodymonger

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algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

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last night i dreamt i left my phone unlocked in my pocket while i was walking and it unfollowed everyone and followed a random blog from my for you and when i got home and checked my tumblr on desktop my whole dash looked like this

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Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

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i can’t hide the fact that i’m just a loser trapped in this body

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Creative freedom is AWESOME

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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

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protagonistgirl who gets really mad that youre getting nearly as much fanart of her despite just being a comedic relief side character so she starts thinking about how your death could further her character arc

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i want to know every trans girl i want to befriend them all it hurts to think that i cant i get so longing when i think about how i cant it doesnt feel right

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Best image

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I mean she didn't imply that herself in the slightest Jax so whatcha talking about there buddy

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