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“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

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everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic

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this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny

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she promised nothing

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forgot to post about it here, but my bsky is garlictoast !!

if u wanna follow me lemme know! i'll follow u back ^_^

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viktor vs cait innit

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i love all the predictions like "lol we're gonna find out through supernatural XD" and i wake up and TURNS OUT we're finding out because all my mutuals are reblogging and posting variations of "queer ppl do not kill yourself" which. jesus ok.

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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i’m so sorry but if you voted for jill stein fuck you

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message to all bitches

please survive

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Natsume-dono, you say this scale is beautiful? You looked for it for my sake, along with everyone. Natsume-dono, I shall treasure it highly for much, much longer than I treasured the shell comb!

Natsume Yuujinchou S07E05 - Chobi's Treasure

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god i wish that fucking kid didnt have such bad aim

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