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SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

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date someone who uses their turn signal

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Was in rooftop heaven last night @cabonnay

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im crying

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Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee Around a Pomegranate a Second Before Awakening - Salvador Dalí

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Gotta say black lipstick does make your teeth look whiter #makeup #blacklipstick #eyeliner #darkmakeup #lips #eyes #totallyusedafilter #dealwithit

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Wishing I could rock this look everyday #makeup #lips #goth #eyeliner #wishiwokeuplikethis

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Looks like I'm a hat person now #hathairisimminent #switchback #beerhatswag #beer

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95% of the time when I’m smiling at my phone it’s bc of something I said, not something someone sent me. I’m hilarious

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How do I make my girl wet?

throw a cup of water at her

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Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

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This is rape culture.

This is white male privilege.

This is injustice.

The rapist and the judge are revolting, sociopathic spawns of the devil.

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