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the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible
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sorry if it seems like i want attention i just want attention
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Not to be dramatic but every time I read ( or god forbid *gags* use ) the words “great to e-meet you” in an email I want to suck on the end of a double barrelled shotgun and blow my fucking brains out.
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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
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They should invent classical music with titles that are easy to remember. Why does it have to be like concerto number 27 in E minor I want to know if it's the one that blasts my dick off or not
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umm sorry i got attched but its ur fault bcs you were nice to me
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they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋
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