Hi I'm Joey, AJ is my top percentage husband! I live my days battling my neighbor, Mikey, with my Rattata. Just want you guys to know I live in Johto which is partially named after me. Multiship | Multiverse | AU/OC Friendly
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(((Sorry I haven't been on lately. I just recently bought Bravely Default and HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REAWAKEN THE CRYSTALS. LIKE HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY 3RD TIME. AIRY IS PROBABLY LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING. I'M SO DONE.
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Your mom is fatter than a Snorlax
What are you talking about? My mom is a Snorlax
#Joey was adopted by a top percentage anoraks and was taught that the meaning of life was shorts#Snorlax#Pokemon
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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK WE SHOULD CALL HYPER BUG, SPARKY SPARKY BOOM BUG
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I heard a Potato replaced me as Twitch's new Senpai
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Oh yeah the big flower weapon. The one that couldn't even destroy A town. I guess everyone was right you are a NEEEERRRRD.
Only someone with a bottom percentage region would say that
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Only someone with a bottom percentage region would say that
"Is there another ‘region war’? For Arceus’ sake people, can’t we just get along? Each region has their special qualities, and there’s no need to fight about it."
#Imagine Joey riding in on a giant Rattata and a flag made of shorts#Captain Joey here to defend Johto
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What are even doing?
I really don't know.
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↖The owner of this blog doesn't care what you ship as long as you respect other ships
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(Excalibur from Soul Eater)
Excalibur's legend dates back to the 12th century! He is widely known for his amazing power and intense yelling of "FOOL!" The only way to receive his power is by completing 1000 provisions which includes a 5 - hour story telling party.
#Before This RP account I did Grell#I always choose the easy characters#but they're the most fun#Out of Shorts
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Reblog if you are an INDEPENDENT roleplayer
And you will be added to the List.
whats a independent roleplayer
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You will never be as cool as my Rattata
"Ya’ll are all nerds. I am the coolest. Its obvious.”
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Send in -- and the mun will introduce you to somebody they want to RP as
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[{Okay listen up here please! I’m new to roleplaying as Diamond and I want to be able to get a feel for him. Can you reblog if your a roleplayer from the Pokemon fandom or if you don’t mind roleplaying with people from the Pokemon fandom? I’d love you forever if you did~
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BY THE TIME YOUR MAGIKARP HAS WAVED IT'S FIN MY RATTATA WOULD HAVE ALL READY CONQURED THE UNDERWORLD! GODS MAY BE ABLE TO BE KILLED BUT, NOT MY RATTATA! HE IS IMMORTAL! UNLIKE YOUR MAGIKARO WHO IS A MERE MORTAL! MY RATTATA WILL DESCEND UPON THE UNIVERSE DOMINATING EVERYTHING. INCLUDING SPACE, TIME, AND YOUR MAGIKARP. YOUR MAGIKARO MAY BE LORD OF THE UNDERWEAR BUT, HE IS NO MATCH FOR LORD RATTATA!
Y'KNOW MY RATTATA IS GREAT! IT'S LIKE HE'S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTATA! I BET HE CAN BEAT ANY POKEMON ON YOUR TEAM!
I BET HE CAN’T BEAT MY MAGIKARP! MY MAGIKARP IS THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF MAGIKARP! MY MAGIKARP IS MAGNIFICENT! BOW DOWN TO ITS GLORIFIED SPLASH ATTACK!!!!!!!!

#Your Magikarp was hatched#how pathetic#my Rattata was born from the sky#he does not fear anything#you are the one who needs to fear me#you will quiver in your shorts upon looking at my Rattata
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THOSE SILLY ATTACKS WON'T EVENTOUCH MY RATTATA! WHEN I SAID KING I MEANT KING OF THE GODS! AS IN HE'S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF GODS! HE DESTROYED ARCEUS AND LORD HELIX BY JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM! WITH HIS NEW POWER OVER GODS MY RATTATA BECAME KNOWN AS RATTATHENA
Y'KNOW MY RATTATA IS GREAT! IT'S LIKE HE'S IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTATA! I BET HE CAN BEAT ANY POKEMON ON YOUR TEAM!
I BET HE CAN’T BEAT MY MAGIKARP! MY MAGIKARP IS THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF MAGIKARP! MY MAGIKARP IS MAGNIFICENT! BOW DOWN TO ITS GLORIFIED SPLASH ATTACK!!!!!!!!

#just three at a time?#how about all legendaries and pseudo LEGENADRIES all at the same time?#Mine did that#Can yours?#Golden-Idiot
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*Guitars Blast from a distance* TOP PERCENTAGGGGGGEEE
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