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An actual Australian exam question! 🤣🤣

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cute date idea: break into area 51 with me

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Lewis proving that F1 drivers really do live on the fucking edge and fear absolutely nothing by having someone TOSS HIS PHONE UP TO THE PODIUM

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What a beauty. Rain means a clean car!❤️😍😘

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Finally American Idiot is a relevant album again. I just thought it would be later in my life and I could tell my children about it. This will have to do.

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"Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" Is the Subaru equivalent of "Dude Where's My Car?"

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every f1 driver’s fans: *get pics and videos from vacation*

seb and kimi fans: “well i hope they are not dead”

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shoutout to black parade era gerard way that bitch really Knew

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The Black Parade era Frank appreciation

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This beast…

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 “Wheel of time” quotes:

“Take what you want and pay for it”

“Strong endures; hard shatters.”

“When a woman says she will obey you, of her own will, it is time to sleep lightly and watch your back.”

“Most women will shrug off what a man would kill you for, and kill you for what a man would shrug off.”

“Only a fool thinks a lion or a woman can truly be tamed.”

“A woman will kill you for half the reason of a man, but cry twice as hard afterward.”

“You can cut down a tree with an axe. The axe does the violence to the tree, and escapes unharmed. Is that how you see it? Wood is soft compared to steel, but the sharp steel is dulled as it chops, and the sap of the tree will rust and pit it. The mighty axe does violence to the helpless tree, and is harmed by it. So it is with men, though the harm is in the spirit.”

 “Whether or not what you do has the effect you want, it will have three at least you never expected, and one of those usually unpleasant.”

“If you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin to the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips.”

  ‎"Better to have one woman on your side than ten men.“

 ‎"A war is but fools fighting fools for foolish reasons.“ 

‎"What can’t be changed can be endured" 

“The men in my family are strong because the women in my family kill and eat the weak ones." 

‎"My mother says men are different from us. She says we want to be in love, but only with the one we want; a man needs to be in love, but he will love the first woman to tie a string to his heart.” 

” Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain. “