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Every now and then I just get the urge to type, but I have nothing in my brain, so I make posts like this.

Enjoy.

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I’m sitting on the toilet.

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ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

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BATDOG & Robin will protect you this #Halloween

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by  とこよ

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staryu 

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e e v e e l u t i o n s 

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Only as an adult do I finally understand this joke.

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anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.

my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

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sleepy bab 

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Many bats are helpful little insect eaters. The Little Brown Myotis (or Little Brown Bat) and other species are at risk from a disease called White Nose Syndrome. Pumpkin spice isn’t a cure, but maybe it helps just a little.

YourWildCity.com

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imagine sending this screencap back in time to 2006 as a portent of the future

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What ?!

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Everytime I see someone’s edgy theory about how capturing Pokémon is wrong, I remember that time in Sinnoh it was explicitly stated that Pokémon approach trainers specifically to engage in battle and how it’s implied multiple times throughout the series that Pokémon engage in battle and competitions for their own prestige and it’s just a symbiotic relationship that a respectful trainer gets a career for helping raise a powerful Pokémon while the Pokémon gets access to stronger opponents and more varied experiences than it ever would in its native habitat

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Kane just apparated back to hell cause Lucifer needed help baking cookies.