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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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15 Jokes That Are 110% True If You Overthink Everything

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ITEM DROP:

AMBER TALISMAN

The likeness of a robed woman carved from what appears to be a large tooth. Attempting to cast miracles with this talisman has a 50/50 chance of either

- producing nothing but an incomprehensible prophecy about the near futute

Or

- producing the desired spell, at drastically improved effectiveness, with no regard to where the caster actually wanted the spell to go

It is impossible to tell how many charges the talisman has left, but it can be recharged by setting baked goods on fire.

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Mount Rainier National Park | elliothawkey

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children, let this elder fandom auntie tell you a thing:

if you take the time to comment on a fanfiction but your comment is some variation of “this story would’ve been better if ______” then perhaps, in this one case, it is better to Not Comment At All

like, I am a disillusioned, emotionless fandom native at this point, so your comment will be met with mild annoyance and some form of dumbfounded laughter as I share it with my friends and baffle over the fact that you took the time to say, “this is cute but i would’ve liked it better if you had written a completely different story than this one”

but some people who write and post fic have not been in fandom as long as I have and therefore they have not built up an immunity to This Shit, so perhaps take their feelings in mind and wonder how it will affect them emotionally and mentally for you to essentially say the story they wrote wasn’t good enough

aight? aight

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controversial topics should be stuff like “is cloning good” or “should we fuck aliens” and not whether people deserve to be poor or deserve healthcare

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Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

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Who is up here respecting trans lesbians on this fine November night hit that mf reblog

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it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters

go bump in the night

scratches at your door

alarming noises

“where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”

you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing 

turn back and THERE IT IS

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Untitled | mydetoxtravel

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I AM THE CARETAKER OF THE STARS VASSAL TO THE NAMELESS GODDESS OF MAD ORACLES THE STARS DESIRE APPLE JUICE STOP SCREAMING

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Remi tried to run underneath the flowers and they got stuck on her head. She was not amused. 

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It is the third time a parade like this has been held in the city.  The first Day of the Dead parade in Mexico City took place in 2016. It was inspired by the opening sequence of the James Bond film Spectre, which features a similar event in the city. 

This year’s event is in memory of Mexican refugees who died as they attempted to travel to the US.

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HEY DONT DO SHIT YOU DONT LIKE DOING THE WORLD DOES NOT NEED ASSISTANCE MAKING YOU SUFFER

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‘The Visitor’

A cute story I wrote about an ancient eldritch being visiting earth and falling in love with a sweet farm boy <3

This is the first of a few zines I am going to have available for sale at an art fair! I can’t wait to go look at everyone else’s work.