megdotpar
megdotpar
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Hey, my name's Megan and i post things sometimes.
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megdotpar · 1 year ago
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I had an idea
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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Just a cute little giraffe named George
Meet George the Giraffe. He has been well loved but now his family felt it was time for some rejuvenation:
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As you can see, George couldn't hold his head up anymore. He'd lost his ears and horns, and his music box was broken. We agreed on a spa, a new music box, and new ears and horns.
Here's George in his bubble bath. I know, he looks a little suspicious of it:
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George actually had internal boning for his legs, so that got straightened and went back in. We had hoped that his music box would say what song it originally played, but it didn't. So I sent his person a list of song options from music boxes I had available:
be a clown
i write the songs
chicago
over the waves
 strangers in the night
i love you truly
brahm's lullaby
eine kleine nachtmusic
rockaby baby
twinkle twinkle little star
She chose Brahm's Lullaby, which is probably the most popular, along with Eine Kleine Nachtmusic.
So the music box went in, and so did new stuffing (including denser stuffing to help hold up his neck). And of course George got a heart with a bit of original stuffing:
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I had to do a bit of research to find images of George's healthier relations and figure out what his original ears and horns looked like. He's an Eden giraffe, and hand his tag, which helped. Turns out his horns actually had blue tips originally, which I never would have guessed! Here he is all better and ready to fly home:
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His person wrote "He looks great!" and so I packed him up and sent him home. Last week in fact. :-) But he was so cute with those blue horns, I couldn't wait to share his story with all of you.
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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Quick survey how old are you and do you care about your wedding like is it actually that serious for you
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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fancy pigeon
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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something something retirement savings georg
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:
You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.
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She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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i made excel art. yes i do take commissions
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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making thibgs... to send people
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megdotpar · 2 years ago
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happy pride to him
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