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typical oglaf banger

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Dr. Valerian Crow- certified psychiatrist, court inquisitor and the worst sire

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go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

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No, pineapple pizza isn’t on here. It gets too much publicity and I’m bored of it. Pick one of the other ones. (If it’s more than one thing or something else feel free to put in tags)

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SOUL EATER [print]

i was saving this to post in case anything was announced at AX because atsushi ookubo was a guest but i was baited...so here it is...

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Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

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Lego Swimming Pool Layout

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Handle with care

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The "God" we made from unethically sourced flesh and metal won't talk to us anymore so I'm gonna abandon you guys and the project and hope it doesn't remember my name or face

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people laughed at my small hands and bone-thin wrists but look who they turn to when they need someone to reach up inside vending machines and retrieve their bounty

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Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

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Mis dos neuronas durante el día:

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💀🐴SKELTON PAINTED HORSES🐴💀

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle