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im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin
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no one on this site appreciates my j/o vids but they consistently do numbers on PubMed
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Hey, here's a guar dancing a little jig for whoever needs it.
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feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself
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i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here
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sometimes i think about the golden record and i want to cry
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i get jailed for posting ai deepfake of obama giving trump head and moaning
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