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Kevin Hart: Ass Out!

Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2019 13:25:26 -0400

From: Charlie O

It was a beautiful sunny day in California. Comedian Kevin Hart and rapper T.I. were hanging out at the park, having a little discussion. “C'mon, now, man. You lost. Fair and square.” T.I. said. “It’s time to pay up.” “You got to be kidding me!” Kevin said, incredulously. “Out here!?!” “Yea, man. That was the bet.” T.I. said. “You said, when we started playing chess, if either of us won, the other person had to do what the winner says.” Kevin did remember he had said that. “Now, I wish I hadn’t.” Kevin thought to himself. “So, you know what that means, don’t you?” T.I. asked. “Yea.” Kevin said sullenly. “What does that mean, Kevin?” T.I. asked, grinning like the Cheshire cat. Kevin swallowed hard and said, “I gotta take off all my clothes, out here, in public!”

“That’s right!” T.I. said. “So, get to strippin’!” So, Kevin began to remove his clothes, starting with his shoes and socks. “You got some real pretty feet, you know that.” Kevin didn’t say a word. He just wanted to get this over with. “Oh, you ain’t got nothin’ to say? Where is all that shit talkin’ you was doin’ before?” Kevin just ignored T.I. and continued to take his clothes off. He took off his pants and his shirt. All he had left was a pair of salmon bikini briefs. “Ain’t you looking sexy.” T.I. reached over and smacked Kevin’s ass. “C'mon, man!” Kevin said angrily. “Stop that!”

Kevin was beyond irritated. He wasn’t irritated at T.I., though. He was more irritated at himself. “How could I lose at chess?” he asked himself. “I never fuckin’ lose at that game!” The more he thought about it, the more annoyed he got. “Man, I don’t know what your deal is, but, I won, fair and square!” T.I. said angrily. “You’re right, man. You’re right.” Kevin said, trying to relax a little bit. “So, I guess you want these bikini briefs to come off, too?” “oh, most definitely!” T.I. said, smiling again. So, Kevin took the briefs off. There he stood; butter ball naked.

Kevin nervously covered his dick and balls. “Uh uh. Move them hands.” T.I. said. Kevin kept his hands right where they were. So, T.I. slapped his hands away. “I said, move them hands.” Kevin didn’t know what to do with his hands. “Put `em behind your head and leave them there.” Kevin put his hands behind his head and waited for his humiliation to begin. “I don’t know why you’re so surly, man. You got a real nice body.” T.I. gently touched Kevin’s muscular chest. “You should be proud to show it off.”

Kevin started to ease up a bit and smiled. “That’s it, man.” T.I. said. “Just relax. Now, spread them legs a bit. Let me at them jewels.” Kevin spread his legs and let T.I. fondle his dick and balls. “Damn, son. These are some gigantic nuts!” T.I. gently cupped Kevin’s nuts in his hands. “Mmmm.” Kevin moaned softly. “You like that, hunh?” T.I. asked. Kevin didn’t say a word. “Bruh…it’s okay if you like this. Hell, if I’m being totally honest, if a dude was doing this to me, I’d like it a lot!” “I do kinda like it, man.” Kevin admitted finally. “You won’t tell anybody about this?” “Man, I won’t tell a soul.” T.I. said. “Now, turn around and assume the position.”

Kevin slowly turned around and put his hands up against the wall he was leaning on. “Jesus Christ!” T.I. said, chuckling. “What’s wrong?” Kevin asked. “Not a blessed thing, man.” T.I. said. “It’s just…this ass…I mean. Shit!” T.I. cleared his throat. Then he proceeded to “frisk” Kevin, roughly feeling up his arms and back. “Bro, is this really necessary?” Kevin asked, smiling. “No, but, I’m gonna have some fun.” T.I. said with a grin. “Now, let me get my fee-I mean, let me frisk you in peace.” Kevin turned and looked at T.I. Seconds later, they both started to laugh. “Alright, man. Do what you gotta do.” Kevin said when he finally got himself together. So, T.I. felt up Kevin’s big strong shoulders and arms. “Mmmm, that feels good.”

T.I. rubbed and fondled Kevin’s muscular back. Then, suddenly, he reached around and started fondling Kevin’s nipples. “Hey, man! What you doin’?” Kevin said. “Just making sure you ain’t got no dangerous weapons on you.” T.I. said, chuckling again. “The only dangerous weapon I got on me is between my legs, man.” Kevin said. “Well, I still need to do a cavity search.” T.I. said. “So, bend over, man, and spread them cheeks!”

Kevin bent over and spread his ass cheeks, showing T.I. his hole. “Look at that pretty hole.” T.I. said as he fondled Kevin’s ass cheeks. “That has got to be the prettiest hole I’ve ever seen!” Then he put his first finger up Kevin’s hole. “Mmmm.” Kevin moaned. T.I. slid his finger in and out of Kevin’s hole. “Man, this is a real tight hole, Mister!” He said. He continued to finger fuck Kevin’s hole. “Mmmmm!” Kevin moaned again. “I like it when you moan.” T.I. said. Kevin turned his head to look at T.I. and said, “If you really like it when I moan, then, play with my ass. That’ll really get me going!”

So, T.I. started playing with Kevin’s firm ass, kneading it, squeezing. “Mmmm!” Kevin moaned. “Yea, man, like that! Fuck!” SMACK! “Hush, boy!” T.I. admonished as he slapped Kevin’s firm, muscle ass. “I’m in charge!” “Mmmm, yes, you are, sir!” Kevin said, in a state of delirium. “Yes, you are!” T.I. groped and smacked Kevin’s ass cheeks getting Kevin’s dick rock hard! “Mmmmm!” “Lunch time!” T.I. called out. He spread Kevin’s ass cheeks apart and nibbled on his hole. “FFUUCCKK!” As T.I. nibbled on his ass lips, Kevin’s eyes rolled up into the back of his head. “GOD DAMN! SHIT!” His body trembled the more T.I. ate him out. “No…stop…JESUS!”

This was getting out of hand! Kevin tried to pull away from T.I.’s lethal mouth. “Where you think you’re going, pardna?” T.I. asked. “I-I can’t take no more, man.” Kevin said. “You’re gonna sit there and take all I got, man.” T.I. said as he wrapped his arms around Kevin’s waist, holding him firmly. “Oh God!” Kevin moaned. T.I. slid his long tongue up Kevin’s asshole, making Kevin moan louder. “MMMMMM!” His body trembled as T.I. tongue fucked his hole. “SWEET JESUS!”

Kevin was about to lose his entire mind! Waves of pleasure washed over him like the waves on a beach. “C-Come on, now, man!” He said. “Stop it! I can’t take no more! Please!” His body trembled as T.I.’s tongue darted in and out of his hole. When T.I. stuck his tongue deeper into his asshole, Kevin screamed like a bitch! Kevin tried to use his hands to push T.I. away but, that didn’t work. T.I. just grabbed Kevin’s hands and held his arms behind his back as he continued to slide his tongue in and out of his hole. “FFUUCCKK!”

Finally, T.I. decided to let him go. “Now, get on your knees,” T.I. said as he unzipped and unbuttoned his pants. “And, suck this dick!” Kevin slowly got down on his knees as T.I. pulled out his dick. Kevin nearly had a stroke when he saw how big T.I.’s dick was. “For a thin, scrawny dude, you got a real big dick.” Kevin said. “How big is it?” T.I. stroked his dick slowly and said, “It’s about eleven inches right now but, it gets to be a full foot long when it’s rock hard.” “No way!” Kevin exclaimed. “There’s no way!” “Well, why don’t you put your lips on it,” T.I. said. “And, see for yourself!”

Kevin could not resist that invitation. So, he got down on his knees and opened his mouth…WIDE! T.I. roughly slid his dick down Kevin’s throat, making him gag as he went. “AAGGGHHH!” Kevin gagged. “Open that throat, man!” T.I. urged. “Yea, man! Open that throat! Let me up in there!” It took Kevin a minute to get used to such a big dick down his throat. “AAAGGGHHH!” he moaned. As he was struggling to accommodate such a big dick, T.I. bent over him and started groping and grabbing his muscle ass. “Damn, Kevin, this ass is nice!” T.I. said. “Squats does an ass good, hunh, man?”

T.I. roughly fondled Kevin’s ass cheeks, making him feel real cheap and dirty…. that shit was a real turn on! As T.I. felt him up, Kevin’s dick woke up and started to get rock hard. T.I. stuck his middle finger up Kevin’s hole. “MMMFFFF!” Kevin screamed. “Damn, Kevin, your hole is tight as fuck!” T.I. said. “When was the last time you got fucked?” “The last time you and your crew passed me around like a blunt!” Kevin said with a grin. “Damn, Kevin!” T.I. said, shocked. “That was damn near a year ago, man!”

“No wonder your ass is tight as fuck!” T.I. said. “Get up, man. I gotta fix this situation, or, me fucking you is gonna hurt like hell!” T.I. did like fucking Kevin roughly but, if he fucked Kevin with such a tight ass, it would be like he raped him. Translation: It would hurt beyond belief! T.I. had the remedy for all of that, though. He knelt down behind Kevin as Kevin faced the wall. Then he pulled Kevin’s ass cheeks apart and stuck his long tongue deep up Kevin’s asshole. “OH FUCK!” Kevin cried out when he felt T.I.’s long tongue burying itself up his asshole. “GOD DAMN!”

“MMMMM, FFUUCCKK!” Kevin screamed, his body trembling uncontrollably. His asshole opened and shut involuntarily. “Mmmm, this ass taste real good, man!” T.I. said as he licked the crack of Kevin’s firm ass. Then he slid his finger up inside Kevin’s hole. Kevin’s asshole closed tightly around his finger like a firm handshake. “Oooh, shit!” Kevin moaned. “Damn, son! Your asshole is tighter than I thought!” T.I. said as he slowly slid his finger in and out of Kevin’s hole. Kevin felt like T.I. had just shoved the Washington Monument up his ass. “God damn, nigga!” He moaned. “MMMMMMM!”

“I think you need a second finger up that ass of yours.” T.I. said with an evil grin. So, he slid a second finger up Kevin’s tight asshole. “OWWW, SHIT, DAMN!” Kevin screamed. He felt as though his asshole was being ripped apart! “You like that, Kevin?” T.I. asked, smiling evilly. “How do my fingers feel in your tight ass?” “You know this hurts like a mother fucker!” Kevin said. “I know.” T.I. said as he continued to finger fuck Kevin’s hole. “MMMMM, FUCK!” Kevin howled. “OOOOH!”

“FFUUCCKK!” Kevin screamed. His asshole felt like it was being invaded by a damn missile. “If you can’t take my fingers up your ass,” T.I. asked. “How you gonna survive my dick?” That was one hell of a good question and Kevin didn’t have an answer. “As a matter of fact, let’s see what happens, shall we?” T.I. stood up and slid his dick slowly up Kevin’s tight hole. “OH, MY FUCKIN’ GOD!” Kevin howled. His eyes bugged out of his head. He felt as though his asshole was being stretched out of shape! “MMMMM, FFUUCCKK!”

T.I. piston fucked Kevin’s hole, repeatedly slamming his big dick up inside it. “Ooo, shit!” Kevin exclaimed. “God dammit, man!” “Hush, boy!” T.I. chastised as he slapped Kevin’s ass. He grabbed Kevin’s broad shoulders, to give himself more leverage as he slammed his dick harder and harder up Kevin’s ass. Kevin tried to just grin and bare it but, it was a lot of dick to deal with. “FUCK!” He moaned. This shit was intense. “MMMMMMMM!” T.I. put Kevin in a Full Nelson headlock as he lifted him p off the ground. “FFUUCCKK!” In this position, Kevin could feel all of T.I.’s big dick up inside him now!

T.I. thrust his dick deeper up Kevin’s ass, causing Kevin to scream like a girl. This was insane! Kevin’s eyes went into the back of his head as if he was possessed! “Can’t…take…no…more.” He said softly. T.I. ignored Kevin and continued to break him off properly. Sweat dripped from T.I.’s brow as he fucked him furiously. “How you like this dick, Kevin?” T.I. asked. Kevin didn’t answer him. “Kevin?” He unceremoniously dropped Kevin on the ground. “Well, I’ll be damned! This nigga done passed out!” Then, a wicked idea popped into his head. First, he came all over Kevin’s body, leaving him sticky with cum. Next, he took some pics of Kevin’s naked boy. “I wonder how much I can get from TMZ for these pics?” the last thing he did was use Kevin’s own clothes and tie him to a tree. “You got a real nice ass. I think I should share it with the brothers in this park.” So, T.I. put his clothes on and, before he left, grabbed Kevin’s clothes. “See ya, homie!”

The End

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