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Ash dressing up for Delia and Jessie's wedding and coming to the slow realization that the only person he knows who knows how to tie a tie is JESSIE. So she teaches him. Ash is embarrassed (but gets over it quickly). Jessie is in tears and has to take a second so she can see to actually show him.
realistically i think ash could ask oak, james or even meowth but jessie being a dad makes me happy heehee
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whats your opinion on smoking
I think it's hilarious, especially cigarettes. I love how "stick that makes you die faster" is LITERALLY it's only selling point.
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Puchiko, do you prefer Tumblr or X?
"Hey bro do you prefer coffee, or bucket of slugs?"
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Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms
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kind of awful that she's programmed that way huh
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"lmao yall ain't real btw"
Some episode huh?
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I’m a glass half full kinda guy cause then I have more water that way
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You wont get me alive
Slime ninja it is I
Guards, seize them.
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Squiddilius McKraken
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I'd still kill a man for that bedroom and I'm an adult
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
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I swear to god that green day has had this exact same "scandal" like five times now.
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My professor told me the way I talk about dashcon is the way her generation talks about Woodstock I’m gonna go stab myself brb
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