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Father

I'm sorry! I don't remember having a child.

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Permission to date you, handsome corn man?

PLEASE I BEG I'LL TREATCHU RIGHT I BEG sobs

Another one? Thanks for the compliment. But you don't have my permission.

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would you be the type to go on a date at Olive Garden. asking for a friend

Olive Garden? I'd prefer something more rewarding.

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bro cant beat a single sheet of paper lmao

I could beat a sheet of paper. Just like how I beat Paper from Inanimate Insanity! That website doesn't know what it's talking about.

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are you free tonight for dinner? i know a good steakhouse i could take you out to :)

Uh, he just wrote "No." on the text Mr. Cobs gave me. So uh. His answer is no.

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I need MePhoneX so bad PLEEEAAASE….

You could buy one off at the nearest Meeple Store. And also have it delivered at your location, much less work. Okay, next one.

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Can you please break mepads back

Oh. I will.

(Hello! The employee here, I honestly don't know what he meant by this.)

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Greetings!

Hello, I am an employee of Meeple Inc.

Due to a..... massive loss. I have taken control for perhaps a temporary time..? Our CEO, has listed several answers to your asks. So I'll be placing those said answers in asks they are meant to be!

And uh.—

...

We're selling his stuff? Uh. I don't— There's still his parents that can we can probably lend it to, I'm sure he won't just agree to sell it. There's no one in his—

Ahem.

Sorry for the brief silence! I just.. had to talk out some things with a fellow employee. It's nothing of the matter! I'll be answering some asks now.

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hi grandma steven lee woopdoo paul cobs!!

Don't call me that.

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can I date MephoneX? Please.

You– ahem. You want to date that dead piece of machinery? ITS DEAD!

Like really. Emphasis on DEAD. Because why would you want that?

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Hey grandmama! Mind if ya’ hit a griddy or two for your fans?… maybe…perchance.

I am NOT. going to hit the griddy.

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STEVE COBS CAN WE KISS

No.

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whats your favorite fruit? if you can even eat those? would that kinda be cannibalism since ur a food? too much thinking.

That's why I rather not think about it.

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ooc: uh yep

You guys in my Steve Cobs gimmick blog are just a bunch of surprises aren't you?

I'm sitting here. Trying to stress-eat with a cookie on my mouth as I'm typing this, and you're just there asking Cobs out.

I'm not mad. It's just I'm slowly going insane by how many asks are in my inbox right now.

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hi steven paul lee woopdoo cobs otherwise known as grandma! great stream yesterday!

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. It went horrible, its bad. But think of it as whatever. I don't really care.

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Hello Steve Cobs! Would you like a recommended partnership with Peelazon Premium? If so! Just sign up and come! Our CEO is waiting for you. And. Expecting you. To come. Do not disappoint him okay?

Please, do not message me through an ask.

You could've just dm'ed me, y'know? The whole asks gig is for other things. I'll just send a quick message or something, so be on the look out for that.

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what music you like boy you . seem like you enjoy elevator music.

It's decent. And I can't specify what music I listen to at the moment.