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When you make too much food and you begin to regret it halfway through but you got yourself into this mess and you're gonna get yourself out

[medievalsquid]

Don't do drugs kids. #drugs #faces

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Life is like Danny DeVito. Short and fantastic

#Danny DeVito #Thomas Sanders #sandersides

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THE PUSH TAB WORKED!!! 😱😱 #macaroni #magic

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I was at Chick-fil-A and before I could finish saying thank you they said my pleasure. I feel violated.

#rude #coconut #yeahalright

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Screw tradition I want my door back.

#promposal

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I bought a crime scene

#oops

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When you start to die, don't.

#life hack

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You can't scoop fudge while driving

#fact

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Mr Diamond your barkalounger is on line one

#my father everyone

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I need one of those monkeys but I'm too poor

#same

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BREAKING NEWS: Elephant bro team destroys human cancer cells

#elephant bro team

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If worse comes to worse sugar daddies are an option.......

Let's get studying

#school

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He doled out justice like a ripe pineapple

#no context

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I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be an orca

#identity​ crisis

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I have never experienced a truly funny 9 year old.

#truth

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Our pear tree was killed by a rouge trampoline

#windy