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having a nightmare while taking a nap is like the ultimate betrayal
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SO MUCH SNOW!!!!! louis is the happiest dog in the world
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IKEA DAKSJUS: A Limited Collection for Plant Lovers
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200 13th-Century Names
I've made a thing and thought others might be able to get some use out of it. If you just want the d100 tables, scroll down to the cut and skip my rambling as to what this list is. Short version, it's a d100 table of male names and a d100 table of female names, taken from 13th-century English records and trimmed to minimize names that were used within the last 140-odd years.
While working on my Dungeon23 project (updates collected here, by the way), I was looking for names for my NPCs, and stumbled upon the Henry III Fine Rolls as a source. This is a digitization and indexing of records from 13th-century England that include a lot of personal names. It contains references to a database they made that sorts these names by popularity and other factors, but the database apparently hasn't been maintained, because it's gone. For a while, I was just picking names from articles about that database, but I started to worry I was going to run out (due to my tendency to name any corpses of dead adventurers in the dungeon just in case someone likes to cast speak with dead). So I went to their index of names, which is great if you're looking for a specific person, but not useful if you just want a list of personal names, and decided to use their data to make a couple d100 tables for myself.
I went through the index and typed all the names into a spreadsheet. Then, to give the list a more medieval feel, I sorted them by how often they appeared in the Social Security Administration's data on baby names. (I know that's a bit US-centric, but to my knowledge there is no global database to use for this purpose.) Then I removed all the ones that appeared most often on the baby names list -- I figured if you were rolling on a table of medieval names, you'd be a bit disappointed if you got "John" or "Mary". (Incidentally, the following names appear both in the Fine Rolls and on the SSA's list of the top 10 (male and female, so 20 actually) baby names for 2021: Emma, Oliver, James, Ava, William, Isabella, and Henry.) I used the data going back to 1880 for thoroughness.
In the case of male names, this meant I was able to remove all the names that appeared in the SSA records. So the names in that table were (probably) not used at all in the U.S. between 1880 and 2021. (The SSA apparently doesn't keep records on names that appear less than five times in a given year, so it's possible there were a few of these guys around, but not many.) This is because, as you may expect from medieval records, there were more than twice as many male names in the records as female names, so there were more left over after cutting the ones that appeared in the SSA data. So twenty of the female names on the table were also used in the US since 1880, but not often.
I did not make any effort to sort names by etymology, so the list includes French, Welsh, Scandinavian, &c. names, not just names that have an English origin. Multicultural, for "pretty much just one quadrant of Europe" values of "multicultural". I don't think that should break anyone's immersion or anything; medieval people traveled around more than people tend to think.
Speaking of breaking immersion, I also cut the following names off of the list because I thought they might be distracting to your players if you randomly assigned them to an NPC -- or to your audience if you use this to name characters for a writing project. I'm not going to say there's something wrong with these names, just that they're the sort of thing you would want to only deploy on purpose:
From the male names:
Cok
Flourecoc
Hammecok
Marmaduke
Odo
Vivian
From the female names:
Cuntessa
Cuntus
Licorice
Also, to note, I've kept them separated into 100 male names and 100 female names because the source data was pretty firmly entrenched in the gender binary. Obviously you can do what you want with your characters' genders, though, and if you want to completely ignore the division, feel free to combine them into a single list and roll a d20+d10 for a d200 table.
Anyway, without further ado, the tables (or, well, lists numbered 1-100) are below the cut.
d100 Medieval Female Names
Acilia
Albrea
Alcis
Aleys
Alveva
Alvona
Amabilia
Amice
Amphelisa
Angaretta
Annora
Antigonia
Anura
Argia
Arniun
Ascelina
Aude
Avegaya
Avice
Barbata
Basilia
Belasez
Belina
Bertrada
Blitha
Bruncosta
Burgia
Celecestra
Claremunda
Clemencia
Comitessa
Constantina
Cundya
Custantia
Dervorguilla
Desiderata
Duva
Edelina
Egelina
Egidia
Emicina
Ermengard
Ermintrude
Escilia
Esterota
Eustachia
Fluoria
Frethesenta
Genta
Goda
Godelina
Godina
Goditha
Goldcorna
Goldina
Guinda
Gundreda
Gunilda
Gunnora
Hawise
Huwelina
Idonea
Imayne
Imenia
Isolda
Ivetta
Kamilia
Langusa
Laurencia
Lesianda
Letewaria
Liveva
Maciana
Mariota
Maszelina
Meisenta
Melcana
Nesta
Nichith
Olencia
Olenta
Oriolda
Osamunda
Pavia
Pelaga
Petronilla
Phillipa
Quenilda
Sanchia
Sapientia
Sarotha
Scolastica
Sigerida
Sinolda
Slima
Theophania
Wulveva
Wymarca
Ymanea
Yselia
d100 Medieval Male Names
Alard
Albric
Alfwyn
Algrym
Alnothus
Amauvin
Amfrid
Anessans
Arnewic
Arnulph
Ascelin
Asketillus
Astun
Avenel
Azus
Baldekin
Bonefey
Chernon
Costericus
Cradoc
Deodatus
Deulecresse
Deulobene
Eglinus
Ellemus
Elvered
Engelard
Engeram
Ernisius
Ernulf
Everwin
Ferrand
Fraricus
Fulk
Galerand
Gemmion
Gernegan
Godebrich
Godescallus
Gruffydd
Gundwin
Hagin
Halengrattus
Hasculph
Heinfrid
Heltonus
Herlewin
Hermer
Ilger
Imbert
Innorus
Isenbard
Joldwin
Jollan
Jukell
Jurninus
Ketelbert
Lefrich
Lefwin
Manasser
Mauger
Meredudd
Meuric
Mosse
Odard
Odinell
Orm
Ranulf
Ratiken
Reinfrid
Rochulf
Roscelin
Ruellus
Runcinus
Salekin
Samariellus
Savaric
Selvius
Serlo
Terricus
Thoreword
Tollanus
Turgot
Turkill
Ulf
Ulfketell
Urricus
Vivard
Waldethus
Walding
Waleran
Walkelin
Wandregisilius
Wicmannus
Wigan
Wischard
Wurmund
Wybert
Wymarc
Wynan
So yeah. There you go. For your TTRPG or writing project. Knock yourself out, let me know if you do anything cool with this.
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ilove people who work at front desks of things. i can walk into a building and go to the desk and i ask how do i do this thing. and then they just fucking tell me !!!!
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Do it alone.
Do it scared.
Do it weird.
Do it with a knife in one hand and drenched in blood.
Do it while your body twists on you into something more powerful and frightening than you ever expected or hoped.
Do it while walking out of the haunted house as it burns down around you.
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list of medieval literature with links to read.
i鈥檒l continue to update with more texts, better scans, & different editions. enjoy!
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why is this the funniest response I could鈥檝e been given
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Eliot: I stay close to protect Hardison and Parker. I suppose I鈥檓 third wheeling but if that鈥檚 what it takes to keep them safe then so be it
Hardison: Eliot is our boyfriend. We take him on dates all the time
Parker: he hasn鈥檛 figured it out yet
Hardison: I suggested we tell him
Parker: but this is more fun
Hardison: yeah it is
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Mist rolls in at Drombeg stone circle in 聽Co Cork, Ireland
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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