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fearsome fangs friday!!!!!!!!!! bite everyone
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Y'all are doing Sollux too many favors saying he lives on monster and ramen
He lives on flat, lukewarm red bull and stale potato chips
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> looking at a new popular collectible
> ask the people if it's objects or gambling
> they don't understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling
> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"
> look up how to buy a collectible
> its gambling
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okay so I've been playing a bunch of No Man's Sky, a game whose main unique feature is its mind-bogglingly huge universe of procedurally generated planets, most of which have still never been encountered by human players. when you make first contact with an undiscovered planet, it starts out with a random name. just today I've discovered Snesfin, Inkiew, and Roranbu-Anuki. but a minute ago I landed on a planet with, and I must stress this again, the randomly-generated name of:
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JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull
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Baby Snow Patroller aka The DiamondChance Kid
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realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG
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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society
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Thing for the rp blogs, in which Cri is totally trust worthy and absolutely someone Gear should look up to…
@golden-gear-guy @crowned-public-enemy
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