mechanicanon

[mechanicanon]

Knock knock you've been inactive for 3 months

{There's no response. The workshop is empty.}

[mechanicanon]

M3ch@nic? @ny clu3s her3?

-Done @non

{There's still no signs of another person. However, you do find a metal bat hidden partway behind a pile of parts.}

{It has blood on it.}

[mechanicanon]

...this is weird... Sol said to look for clues, so I guess I'll do that.

*[I search through the shop, looking for anything that seems out of place]*

-- 🦗 anon

{There are the usual trinkets and contraptions scattered about.}

{In an area near the swivel chair, some have been strewn across the floor, many of them broken or damaged.}

{On closer inspection, you can see a bit of blood on the floor near the goggles.}

[mechanicanon]

...okay this is weird. Maybe they're just listening to really loud music..?

*[I look through the workshop, searching for Mechanic]*

Hello? You in here?

-- 🦗 anon

{...}

{You step on something that cracks. Looking down, it's their goggles.}

{......}

{The workshop is empty.}

[mechanicanon]

Mechanic, you here? We couldn't find you anywhere else.

-- 🦗 anon

{...}

{No response.}

{The workshop is empty.}

[mechanicanon]

yo, can you fix my sewing machine? i dont know what happened but its not working anymore. i think one of the parts inside came loose because there was weird rattling noises on the way here

-an enigma

{...}

{There is nobody in the workshop.}

[mechanicanon]

...me or Arson?

@cricketanon @arsontheanon here is your finished flamethrower-minigun. It fires incediary bullets that burst into flames on impact. Please exit the workshop before you test-fire it.

[mechanicanon]

@cricketanon @arsontheanon here is your finished flamethrower-minigun. It fires incediary bullets that burst into flames on impact. Please exit the workshop before you test-fire it.

[mechanicanon]

...if you break anything I will snap it in half. Now hand 'em over, I'll get it done.

*Gives mini gun*

No context :3

-Bedanon

....?

What is thi- *[rapid firing noises]*

...woah.

....

>:)

[mechanicanon]

A minigun-flamethrower? I can do that. Just hand 'em over and it'll be done in 20 minutes

Just don't burn down or destroy my workshop once you get it, please

*Gives mini gun*

No context :3

-Bedanon

....?

What is thi- *[rapid firing noises]*

...woah.

....

>:)

[mechanicanon]

Welcome to the Workshop!

I'm Mechanic Anon and this is my workshop! If you can't find me, I'll be here! Feel free to look around at my creations and stuff, just try not to touch anything that looks important, expensive, or fragile. If you break or steal anything I will murder you :) If you need anything fixed or built, I'm the one to call.

Anyways, this is what I look like:

My gender is yes and my pronouns are all of the above. My favorite pronouns to go by are he/they.

Now for the DNI's. I do not allow the following:

Racism

Anti-LGBTQIA+

Shaming people for their religion (or lack thereof)

Implying incest

Pedos and zoophiles

NSFW or overly suggestive stuff

Hate (if it's in-character and you're not offending anyone irl, I don't mind insults or fighting. Just keep the aggression out of the workshop, please.)

Harassment (again, in-character is okay as long as you don't go TOO far and nobody involved is upset)

If you break these rules, you'll get a warning or two first based on how serious it is. If you still don't fix your behavior, I'll block you.

Anyways, you can ask me questions, request for me to fix and/or build stuff, or spill the tea on any drama.

Let me know if you need anything! Bye for now!

[mechanicanon]

Happy birthday @cakesmelons

happy birthday @cakesmelons !

[mechanicanon]

Have some sketches of a robot I'm making

still no idea how I'm gonna program this thing bc my sister was the one who coded my stuff before but that's a problem for future me

[mechanicanon]

I wasn't here a month ago-

I will just stay there and watch how tf a tv and cricket can be lovers

-Assnon 🍑

...

If I had expressions that allowed my glasses to be removed I would be giving you a look right now.

[mechanicanon]

...I can. I can help with that. If you're interested in an upgrade.

I will just stay there and watch how tf a tv and cricket can be lovers

-Assnon 🍑

...

If I had expressions that allowed my glasses to be removed I would be giving you a look right now.

[mechanicanon]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh It's like- a feeling of deep affection I dunno, it's hard to explain. You'll have to ask Check. @spellcheckanon please come explain love to Host

WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK IS GOING ON WITH MY PROGRAMMING

WHAT IS THIS "FEELING"

[mechanicanon]

It's called love, silly.

WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK IS GOING ON WITH MY PROGRAMMING

WHAT IS THIS "FEELING"