mechanicalcowz

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can not stop thinking of what is to me a contender for quite possibly the most devastating case of heart eyes howell in recorded phistory

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damn tyler oakley in the a level spec🥸🥸

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i love how dan is just like

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bc this moment is driving me absolutely insane here is another devastating angle

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I don’t think Dan’s trying to gaslight us I think he genuinely has the memory of a goldfish. This is just the latest version of him thinking someone else burnt pasta in uni.

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not dan howell saying stranger danger as if he didn't go all the way to manchester at age 18 to hang out with a 22 year old man he met on the internet

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sometimes dan and phil say shit in their videos and all i can think is, damn if i had written this in a fanfic 10 years ago i would've been bullied for writing unrealistic dialogue

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✨orthostatic hypertension✨

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average phil lester near death experience

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Has this been done yet

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is this dan howell

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official announcement that danandphilbeats is literally soundtracking my media coursework what are these twinks doing here

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do not joke about grindr when THIS is the way you are looking at your man every video do not play with me

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i'll be right back i gotta change my gender

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oh hell nah who put dip and pip in my A level media

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Based on recent events

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‘why didn’t you catch me’ my phrother in christ you thought dan was twerking when he fainted and punched a lamp