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bc this moment is driving me absolutely insane here is another devastating angle

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I don’t think Dan’s trying to gaslight us I think he genuinely has the memory of a goldfish. This is just the latest version of him thinking someone else burnt pasta in uni.

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not dan howell saying stranger danger as if he didn't go all the way to manchester at age 18 to hang out with a 22 year old man he met on the internet

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sometimes dan and phil say shit in their videos and all i can think is, damn if i had written this in a fanfic 10 years ago i would've been bullied for writing unrealistic dialogue

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✨orthostatic hypertension✨

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average phil lester near death experience

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Has this been done yet

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is this dan howell

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official announcement that danandphilbeats is literally soundtracking my media coursework what are these twinks doing here

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do not joke about grindr when THIS is the way you are looking at your man every video do not play with me

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i'll be right back i gotta change my gender

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oh hell nah who put dip and pip in my A level media

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Based on recent events

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‘why didn’t you catch me’ my phrother in christ you thought dan was twerking when he fainted and punched a lamp

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"We lived! 🫢😀"

"We FELL! WHO TF CARES IF WE LIVED!!"

^ this is the real dnp metaphor

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phil: we’re not arguing this is just light banter 🥰🥰🥰

dan: i’m fighting we are arguing i am angry 😡😡👹👹🔥🔥🔥🤬🤬😠😠

phil: banter🥰🥰🥰🥰💝💝💝💝💖💖💖💞💘💘💘💓💓💓💕💕