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i deserve to be a big monster. i deserve to undergo a terrifying yet true and beautiful transformation

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i hauve a cold

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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

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free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

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Don't Forget About Your Braless Uncle

^mnemonic device i just created for an acronym that doesn't exist yet

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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd

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white people when theres deviled eggs at the function

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Decided to redraw my Candle Girls from last holiday season, and a new friend of theirs that someone suggested I include- Kwanzaa!

Once again, happy candle month to all who celebrate!

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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

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the otter pops! a lil redesign of the original six zippy flavors

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Bronze age ship discovered

look inside

made of wood

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its time to take the turkey out of the oven. its done now.

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"you have an anxiety disorder" it's actually called being a bunny and it is perfectly normal and healthy for me to be like This !!

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a magical sword can only be pulled from its anvil by a maiden of purest heart. a young knight visits the anvil daily to make the attempt, crushed each time he cannot do the deed, yearning for a sign from the universe that he *is* in truth what he yearns to be. for the world to plop the gift of identity into outstretched arms. but of course, it never does. until one day, he has a chance encounter with a nymph of the lake who was once an ordinary squire, and he learns from her that maidenhood will not be given to him, that he must be brave and choose it for himself. and so the knight changes her name and reintroduces herself to the world and employs the greatest miracles of modern science to become the maiden she had always dreamed of being, and this time, when she revists the sword, she only can't pull it because she's kind of an asshole.

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Then one faggy Christmas eve, santa came to slay