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How do I explain to people the pure hilarity that is "no beta we die like [fandom refrence]" and the pure joy I get out of it

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me af 

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If you ever need to read just Malec scenes ❤️ All the credit goes to the person who made this.

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IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

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Tips for fight scenes

If you get punched in the nose your eyes will water, a lot, even if it didn’t really hurt

Your body follows your head, your head gets pushed one way and your body will want to go that way

Getting hit in the stomach isn’t good, it hurts, getting hit in the diaphragm is worse. Causes your lungs to kinda spasm and make it hard to breathe (diaphragm is between stomach and chest)

When fighting a larger person they will have an easier time forcing you back

The jaw is the knockout button. Hit it hard enough and down for the count

Back of the head is very vulnerable, can cause serious damage if hit there

Kidney punches. They hurt. A lot.

People with experience will try to be where they are comfortable. A wrestler will try to get their opponent on the ground, a boxer will stay on their feet, etc.

Easiest counter to a kick is to get closer to whoever is throwing it, then they won’t have enough room for it to be effective

If you want realism, avoid fancy, flashy moves. They’re less practical and easier to counter.

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change my mind lads

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The fact that teeth don’t heal themselves like other bones is the biggest design flaw of the human body.

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me: i am INSPIRED i want to WRITE

my brain, immediately: i have never once even seen a sentence

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The Signs as B99 Quotes

Aries - What kind of a woman doesn’t own an axe?

Taurus - If anything, I see you as a bother figure cause, you’re always bothering me.

Gemini - I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.

Cancer - Turns out I gave up easy. You hear that bitches? I gave up so easy.

Leo - This is taking too long! I’m gonna miss the farmer’s market!

Virgo - Yippie kayak other buckets!

Libra - What the hell’s Othello? I’m calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

Scorpio - Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist? I was hula hooping.

Sagittarius - Doing work and hanging out with dogs. That’s my lifestyle.

Capricorn - Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber. 

Aquarius - Why is everyone laughing? I can be a badass.

Pisces - With all due respect, I’m gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

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Zodiac Signs As 3am Thoughts

Aries: oh fuck it’s this late already? it was 4pm twenty minutes ago!

Taurus: ahhhhhh self deprecating regret from mistakes in 3rd grade. nice.

Gemini: who needs sleep when you can regret your life choice.

Cancer: i..im not tired *face shoved into pillow*

Leo: i have to be up at 10am tomorrow. it’s already 3am so if i sleep in until 9am, while making 12 alarms to make sure i get up at that time, i have an hour to get ready.

Virgo: i’m gonna keep saying one more episode of this show until im done.

Libra: hiding under my blanket will totally shield the negative thoughts away

Scorpio: fuck sleep, fuck you, fuck it.

Sagittarius: maybe right now is the time to clean. thanks sudden late night motivation.

Capricorn: what can i get my hands on to stay awake another 12 hours.

Aquarius: do i have time to read another 300 page book.

Pisces: conspiracy theories sound great now.

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Puts Non-Alcoholic Beverages in Wine Glasses: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

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Damn, Capricorn, chill.

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the signs as john mulaney quotes

Aries: [the entirety of the salt and pepper diner skit]

Taurus:  “In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”

Gemini: “I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud.”

Cancer:  “I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.”

Leo: “Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.”

Virgo: “This is an on-fire garbage can. …Could be a nursery. “

Libra:  “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Scorpio:  “‘No,’ I said. You know, like a liar.”

Sagittarius: “Hi, I’m very gay, and I’d like a few dollars.”

Capricorn:  “We started chanting, McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”

Aquarius: “‘I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian’”

Pisces: “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.”

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