this bitch empty, TWEET
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Well this is just entirely in character for both of them.
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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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Someone had a crush on you, was totally secretely in love with you, dreamed at you at night and you have no idea
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A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!
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Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak..
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Pregat = fertile
Pragnet = 1-3 months
Pregnart = 4-5 months
Pregonate = 6-7 months
Pregante = 8-9 months
Pregananant = overdue
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who’s super tired raise ur hand. i would raise mine but I’m too tired
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boyfriend: is that my shirt?
me: you mean OUR shirt???
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“little things” are like going out for ice cream or getting her flowers unexpectedly, not a $300 makeup palette.
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If i cry infront of you, i’m really hurting. I hate crying infront of people. I feel weak, like i’m begging for sympathy and thats just not me..
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those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one
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