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"We're living through the ongoing fascist collapse of the United States but I still gotta clean the kitchen and go to work tomorrow" sure is the mood right now, huh.
#i used to be like ‘i can’t believe im helping people get married in the middle of all this’#but now it’s kind of nice. people have hope for the future and i’m lucky to live in a blue city and have some of them hope rub off on me
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itzy will rise again
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majimak nameun sungankkaji jeomjeom dagaoji crazy ajjilhage gyeonun RUSSIAN ROULETTE 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🥳🥳🥳💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻‼️‼️‼️‼️
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i’m wearing cowboy boots to work and my brother said “bro does NOT have that shit on” ☹️
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Pinterest in your email: you stupid fat fucking cunt. It’s you again huh. We literally just deleted another disgustingly vile and heinous post that YOU pinned. Doesn’t matter that it’s not originally yours. You interacted with it didn’t you? Didn’t you fatty? We don’t allow this despicable behavior. You’re sick. Please take some of your precious fucking jobless time to go through your tacky Pins and remove any that may conflict with our pristine policies or we may take further action against your flop account. God I wanna fucking kill you.
Thanks,
The Pinterest Team
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vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever
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they call it music videos and its going to change the world
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speaking of unhinged stupid shit I've read recently

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4 shots of espresso in my iced coffee and an adderall this morning and my eyes CANNOT stay open
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my korean tutor taught me numbers and i taught him nothing beats a jet2 holiday
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I love when people take their plushes places and take pictures it's my favorite shit YES girl take Snoopy to those seaside cliffs YES take your handsewn frog to a waterfall
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