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pika wants to smoke with chu

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Josh Herman

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chicken nuggets are disgusting

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girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone

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There’s a stunning size difference between my white kitty and my parent’s orange beast.

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Thrasher

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in da mood 2 kiss

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fast replies are so attractive

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Just a quick shout out to all you cute, awkward, trans boys and girls who think you’ll never find love. Like, y'all are so adorable and you’re killing it and I love you.

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I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

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me on my way to hell