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“I just want to live off the land in a little cottage with my farm animals, being self-sufficient and making my own bread, soaps and clothes” I say as I have never once been self-sufficient in my entire life
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*Dewdrop Ghoul sitting next to a covered electrical outlet screaming*
Copia: “I wouldn’t let Dewdrop electrocute himself so now I’m the asshole.”
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wahoo
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just call me Lucifer
‘cause I’m in need of some restraint
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Harry Potter is not a good book
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I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage
me: *gets depressed*
my breasts:
EDIT: this passage is from “The Marriage Plot” by Jeffrey Eugenides
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