MY NAME IS KANKRI MAKARA, AND Lo AND MoTHERFUCKIN BEHoLD, YoU'RE ALL SHEEP To THE MESSIAHS, AND I HAVE BEEN DRAFTED AS YoUR SHEAPARD. FoLLoW ME INTo THE WICKED BLACKNESS THAT IS THE DARK CARNIVAL. BE PREPARED To KNEEL BEFoRE THE FUTURE GRAND HIGHBLooD.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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ARE YoU WEARING FACE PAINT NoW
YOU TAKE OFF THE FACE PAINT AND ALL YOU SEE IS LIES.
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i know this is like half of my fucking brand but like
troll biology doesnt make any kind of fucking sense
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I’M GoNNA Go THRoW UP AND SCREAM. BRB
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c0ckj0ckey:
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE AGREED WITH Y0U
#AND DONT ASK SUN THEY W0RKED TECH
I DoN’T WANT To ASK THEM ANYTHING!!! NoT oNLY IS THAT HoRRIBLY INVASIVE AND PRoBABLY RUDE To BE LIKE “HEY DUDE UNEARTH YoUR CoNCERNING AND PoSSIBLY TRIGGERING BACKSToRY So THAT MY CURIoSITY IS SATIATED”, BUT I DoN’T ACTUALLY WANT To KNoW AND ALSo THEY WoULDN’T TELL ME BECAUSE THEY HATE ME.
GooD To KNoW WE’RE oN THE SAME PAGE THo, AND DoNT LIE YoUVE PRoBABLY AGREED WITH ME MoRE TIMES THAN THIS.
#SLAVERY MENTIoN //#HHUUUHHHHHGHGHHGHSGFJDKJDF I NEED A FUCKING CHICKEN SANDWICH oR SoMETHING#oR To JUST LoG oUT WHILE I STILL CAN
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PICTURE ME KICKING MY LITTLE FUCKING LEGGYS ARoUND AND SCREAMING INTo MY CARPET ASS I PUNCH A CoNCERNING DENT IN THE FLooR. THATS THE CURRENT MooD
I HATE!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS. ALL oF THIS. EVERY MoTHERFUCKING DRoP oF THIS.
I WISH MEENAH WAS HERE.
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I HATE!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS. ALL oF THIS. EVERY MoTHERFUCKING DRoP oF THIS.
I WISH MEENAH WAS HERE.
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TRoLL BIoLoGY AND REPRoDUCTIoN MAKE No FUCKING SENSE BECAUSE THE EMPIRE HAS ESTABLISHED AN ENTIRE BLooD CASTE To BE THE oNLY MEMBERS oF SoCIETY To UNDERSTAND AND WoRK WITH THAT KIND oF SHIT AND HAVE SHoVED THEM ALL UNDERGRoUND IN THE CAVERNS WHERE THEY CAN’T TALK To ANYoNE oR EXPLAIN ANYTHING, WE’RE ALL JUST TRUSTING THEY KNoW WHAT THEY’RE DoING WHILE THE GoVERNMENT SENDS GALLoNS oF SPLooGE DoWN To THEM EVERY DIM SEASoN, KEEPING US ALL IN THE DARK ABoUT THE ACTUAL LoGIC oF REPRoDUCTIoN
WHICH REMINDS ME: WHAT THE ACTUAL HoT FUCK?
#SLAVERY MENTIoN //#NSFW //#GoD I WISH I WAS KANKRI TEN MINUTES AGo WHo NEVER THoUGHT oF THESE THINGS So THEY WERE NEVER ACTUALLY TRoUBLING To HIM
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YoU LoT oF DEGENERATES MoCK ME FoR BEING DISGUSTED BY SEX AND THEN PoST SHIT LIKE THIS AND WoNDER WHY.
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me: i dont understand why skyward sword gets so much hate. its such a nice and fun game that i love and its story made me actually cry! why do people hate skyward sword so much?
me, after getting to the spiral strike training session, tears and snot streaming down my face, face red with anger and rage:ho w t the fuck c ouf l d yo u do tyou do this to me i tru,s tted you????? why/..../???
#ooc#legend of zelda#skyward sword#IN ALL HONESTY I STILL LOVE SKYWARD SWORD BUT THIS IS HELL!!!!!!!!!! HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FUCK YoU ALL.
YoU SHITTY, SHITTY LITTLE IDIoTS.
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HEY, LooK, YoU ASKED FoR MoRE FoLLoWERS, I PRoVIDED?? YoU KNoW THE SAYING BEGGARS CANT BE CHooSERS? WELL GUESS WHAT SICKo, I'VE BLACKLISTED YoUR GRoSS SEX BLoGS URL So THAT YoU CAN KEEP AN ARBITRARY INTERNET NUMBER AND I DoN'T HAVE To LooK AT YoUR DISGUSTING TITS. EVERYoNE FUCKING WINS! I HATE SEX BUT I'M A NICE PERSoN, So STICK THAT IN YoUR NASTY NASTY PENIS PIPE AND SMoKE IT.
Playiing A Liittle Fiive-On-One, Are You.
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When your child says “Why can’t I get a puppy?”
Instead of defaulting to “My house, my rules”
Try “Any pet is a lot of responsibility. A puppy would have to be fed, walked, and taken outside to use the bathroom several times a day and taken for regular check-ups and vaccinations at the vet. You can’t do all of that by yourself, and I/we don’t have the time or money either.”
When your teenager says “Why can’t I come home at 2:00 this Saturday?”
Instead of defaulting to “My house, my rules!”
Try “The time you come home is a matter of respect and consideration. I/We will not only be concerned for your safety, but we would either be disturbed in the middle of the night when you arrive or forced to stay up for several extra hours waiting.”
When your child says “Why am I not allowed to do this thing?”
Instead of defaulting to “My house, my rules!”
Try actually communicating a legitimate reason, because children pick up on subtlety and on context and on the unspoken messages, and it’s better to teach children lessons like “You should think really hard before taking on new responsibilities” and “It’s important to show consideration for the needs of the people with whom you share a living space” than lessons like “It’s okay for people to demand your absolute obedience so long as you’re dependent on them for survival.”
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