mcbuttslut
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i put the bi in bitch
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mcbuttslut · 5 years ago
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i’m in love with these terrible dogs
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mcbuttslut · 5 years ago
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mcbuttslut · 5 years ago
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Forbidden spaghetti and guacamole
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mcbuttslut · 5 years ago
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mcbuttslut · 5 years ago
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my wife: actively pushing out our baby
me: holding my phone with cafeastrology[dot]com open in the browser and staring at the clock, ready to calculate its birth chart any minute now
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mcbuttslut · 5 years ago
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Paid parking at hospitals is extortion and should be illegal
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mcbuttslut · 5 years ago
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mcbuttslut · 5 years ago
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I have the ability to speak to shrimps (Shrimpathy). unfortunately this does not allow them to respond or understand what im saying
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mcbuttslut · 5 years ago
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rare snepe (snail pepe)
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mcbuttslut · 5 years ago
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its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you
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mcbuttslut · 5 years ago
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one day we’re gonna have to talk about the implications of referring to girls as young as 12/13 as “young women” and referring to men in their 20s as “boys”
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Say it louder.
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mcbuttslut · 5 years ago
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Hey what the fuck
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mcbuttslut · 6 years ago
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Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.
Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 
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mcbuttslut · 6 years ago
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Whenever you have sleep paralysis that’s just a gnome using magic to keep you still while he rummages through your pantry
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