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obsessed with the fact that today half of the internet was down and i didnt even notice because i was on tumblr, which, very ironically, was working perfectly fine
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its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....
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Do you have sex regulary?
Insecurities fuck me often so yes
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if you can’t handle me saying “dun dun dun” during the intense parts of a movie, then it’s just not gonna work out sorry
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Are y'all a top or a bottom but like I'm talking about bunk beds
#great post for my comeback lmao#another long ass tag story literally nobody asked for#so basically picture 6year-old me getting so fucking excited about the new bunk bed me and my sister are gonna get in a few days#i couldn't wait for it to be ready so i could claim my rightful place on the starry throne of clouds and dreams#i was gonna fully smother the ceiling with those lil fluorescent stars we apparently all had in our room#then the big day finally arrives#they set everything up while i'm at school so i come back home and find it already prepared for us to sleep in that night#problem is: there was a second surprise for me that day and that was my whole family coming to visit for whatever holiday#so they wanted to let someone else sleep in our room cause me and my sister could share the janky ass sofa-bed we had in the living room#of course i wouldn't have any of that and i insisted so much that they finally gave in and let me sleep in the upper bunk#while an aunt of mine took the bottom one#and apparently during the night my fully asleep tiny 6 y-o ass squeezed through the protection#which by the way is there exactly to prevent you from plumneting into the abyss below#and i fell right on my back after hitting my head/neck on a dresser on my way down#i. remember. NOTHING. about that#but apparently i didn't even cry#like i didn't even feel it#BUT THE WHOLE HOUSE DID#my sister was sleeping on said janky ass sofa-bed on the other side of the apartment with another aunt and she jolted awake#like she apparently shot awake so fast she jumped upright on the bed and only then got off and started running to our bedroom#my parents thought i was gonna die#and my grandpa in the other room didn't even flinch cause he didn't even hear any of that bless his heart :')#so yeah#that's the story of how i got a purple back for like a week by falling from my bunk bed on the first night i was allowed to sleep in it#and to this day i still don't exactly get the logistics of it#for example how the fuck did i not snap my fucking neck on that dresser#or at least idk break some vertebrae#anyway i still love loft beds - or even bunk beds on a lesser degree - but i do not trust myself around them lmao#needless to say i slept on the bottom bunk from that day on#and every single bed of mine has been firmly placed on the ground ever since :^)
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it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the computer
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I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet
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sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing
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If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:
- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course
- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison
- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries
- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open
- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track
- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place
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concept: new tumblr glitch that takes you back to the bottom of your dash. the beginning of it all
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