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Hi, what movies would you pick to define each of the 16 types? I don’t mean necessarily the main character but the storytelling and aesthetics.

SFJ - The Woman in Gold

STJ - The Patriot

SFP - Marie Antoinette

STP - The Matrix

NFJ - The Fountain

NFP - Winter's Tale

NTJ - Memento

NTP - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Fun ask! :)

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rule the world: INTJ, ENTJ, ESTJ, ESFJ

save the world: INFJ, ENFJ, INFP, ISTJ

destroy the world: ENTP, ESTP, ISTP, ESFP

escape the world: INTP, ENFP, ISFP, ISFJ

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Mbti types as parents

INTJ - Shows their love through actions

INTP - Open minded, likes seeing their children expand their perspectives

ENTJ - Very direct, can be perceived as harshness, instills confidence in their children

ENTP - Goofy dad, tries their hardest to make their children laugh endlessly

ISTJ - Overly strict, has a hard time verbally expressing their love but feels it deeply

ISFJ - Extremely caring, will bake endless brownies and cookies for their kids

ESTJ - Helicopter parent, controlling because they care

ESFJ - Soccer mom, consistent but caring

INFJ - Deep connection with their children, spends too much time worrying about them

INFP - Sensitive and warm, infinite quality time

ENFJ - Gossip mom, will pinch your cheeks, aggressively caring

ENFP - Fun and irresponsible, does their best to make their kids happy

ISTP - Easy going, loves teaching their kids

ISFP - Genuine parent, quality time

ESTP - Adventurous parent, fun dad

ESFP - Playful parent, enjoys countless hours with kids

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some types based on people I know

ISTJ

- loves structure

- gets super focused under stress, but the anxiety is real

- good with numbers

- kinda funny actually

- low self-esteem

- still thinks they're superior to most people tho

- ambitious

- gets frustrated when people interfere their order or habit

- a bit of a prankster

- gets a lot of attention, not because they want it but because their presence is noticeable since they like things their way

- great leader

- good at improving things and problem solving

- really protective of the people they love

ISFJ

- tries to keep out of everyone's way

- shows consideration by doing little things, but seeks no credit for it

- literally a hedgehog

- shrugs their shoulders at bossy people (e.g. ISTJ) and let's them decide since they don't feel a need of being in charge

- comes out of their shell eventually

INFJ

- very creative

- is probably exceeding at multiple artforms

- highly focused and ambitious

- a lot of anxiety

- less likely to be friends with sensor-types

- kind of orderly

- self doubts a lot

- finds drama very intriguing as long as they're not a part of it

INTP

- surprisingly emotional and empathetic

- will death stare you to death

- easily irritable

- more likely to be a spender than a saver

- wants to know The Gossip™️

ENFP

- has bad awareness of time

- wants praise when doing more than expected of them

- loves plants

- cares a lot about others

- will go out of their way doing things for people they care about

- expects everyone else to do that too

- hella curious

- a little clumsy

- because they openly show a lot of emotion they might come across as fragile or insecure

- don't be fooled, they are ready to stand up for themselves and others at any time and aren't afraid to speak their mind

- is 100% devoted when they're in a relationship

- also might hear that they're too attached or too demanding

ESFJ

- has great sense of fashion

- good at interior design

- always wants to help people and feels deeply for others

- likes to talk about their problems with others

- wants their surroundings to be organised and neat

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Me, an INTP, at the exact same time as my INTJ girlfriend: LIBRARY DATE!

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INFP: And paprika?

INTJ: Yes, paprika.

INTP: I saw you use Italian seasoning—

INTJ: No.

INTP: No?

INTJ: It was thyme.

INFP: Yeah. You gotta put time and effort into it.

[INTP and INFP start laughing]

INTJ, sarcastically: Ha ha ha, so funny.

[INTP and INFP continue laughing]

INFP, once the laughter stops: Ah, good thymes.

[INFP and INTP continue laughing]

INTP, once the laughter stops again: I don’t think I want to eat anymore.

INFP: I guess you could say you lost your appetite

INFP: over thyme!

[INTP and INFP continue laughing to the end of… thyme]

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mbti intuitives when they’re lost in the forest

ENFJ : Ok! Everybody stay calm! As long as we have each other, we will ALL BE JUST FINE. *takes out a compass and inspects what direction they should take, sighs and gives up quietly* 

INTJ : Euw mosquitoes. *struggling while gingerly walks along, already have a plan on how to escape the forest in mind but waiting for the right time to execute it* I hate this. I hate everything.

ENTP : WOO YEAH THIS IS EXCITING! A REAL LIFE SURVIVAL EPISODE. *kicks air and then kicks ENTJ’s butt so that he’ll fall into the booby trap he made himself earlier with a sly wry smirk* 

ENTJ : *trapped inside ENTP’s booby trap* CURSE YOU ENTP! I DEMAND YOU TO LET GO OF ME NOOWWW!!! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM HUH? SOME SORT OF LABORATORY RAT?!?!

INFJ : ENTJ! HERE!! *throws a rope so that ENTJ could climb back on land, and after that proceed to tie ENTP so that he won’t do any other ‘creative’, ‘innovative’ things with a straight face* 

INTP : *to INFJ, showing a note of his own calculation findings* You know, according to my calculations, if we ever wanted to make our way out we will have to blah blah blah diagonally blah Pythagoras theorem blah blah theory of relativity blah…

ENFP : *singing* OHH WHISPERERS OF THE WOODS ~~ LEAD US TO A PLACE WHERE WE COULD ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER TRALALALA~~

Meanwhile INFP : *just realized they’re lost and alone in the middle of nowhere* Wait, where is everybody? Oh yeah that’s right, I’m dead. Now all I have to do… is to cry.

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*mid make-out session* have you ever taken the myers briggs

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ENFP: you’re so good at drawing

INTJ: im not

ENFP: why do you always say that

INTJ: because im comparing myself to the rest of the pros that’s why

ENFP: dont compare yourself to other people

INTJ: then how do i know if im good or not

ENFP: when i say so

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things about intjs that probably aren't intj things™ but whatever️. by an intj

- are actually good listeners and will remember little details that others might not think twice about

- surrounds themselves with a lot of feeler-types

- can go months without saying more than a few words in total to another intj at their work/school/living area since neither is interested in small talk or the get-to-know-you phase

- will almost always say yes if you ask them to do something for you

- may lack in creativity

- could very well be into artistic forms of expression tho

- attracts enfps

- are likely to be in a relationship with an enfp

- though comfortable with who they are, they sometimes wish they'd be more empathic and genuinely polite

- actually very dreamy

- would rather make up scenarios and conversations in their heads than having to small talk

- comes across as shy

- are actually just uninterested

- cute but feisty

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ENFP: let’s go to sleep it’s getting late

INTJ: okay goodnight

ENFP: goodnight *falls asleep*

INTJ’s brain:

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Just because I have a pathological need to have everything planned in advance, doesn’t mean I’m any good at planning

INFJ curse #1

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Chaotic Good / INFP / Virgo

Aesthetic for @emmet-dean-the-demon-king

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INTJ and ENFP thinking about adopting a dog

INTJ, walking into the house: Ok ENFP, before adopting a dog we need to learn everything about how to take care of one, so I bought a few books that could help us. I don’t know if it’s enough to actually learn everything perfectly, but–

ENFP, sitting in the living room with a dog: I JUST GOT US A PUPPY LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS, SHE’S OUR DAUGHTER NOW

INTJ:

INTJ: I can’t stand you

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Intp: *has a really important thing to prepare for, that will determine the outcome of the following years*

Also intp: Do you guys have any old assignments from French class? I'm gonna become fluent in French

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Someone: **breathes**

Me: Have you heard of the 16 personalities?