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So I know I didn’t post in months and that this blog isn’t really that much alive but...

my ESTP crush likes this INFJ translucent creature called me

thats all I wanted to tell you have a nice rest of the day or night 😌

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Me: oh, look, what a beautiful day…

Crush who is not yet a crush: Hi!

Me: *feels attraction/warmth* *realises something’s wrong*

Crush: Hey, is everything okay?

Me: whatishappening whatisthismadnessi’mexperiencing

Crush: … what

Me: abort-retreat-we’re not prepared for this

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“And me, I remain alone. Entangled in my love affair with solitude.”

-N.C.

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I might not know my sexuality but heck sure I would like to be kissed

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"INFJs are sluts for ENTPs"

Well, who doesn’t love it when they know what a person is thinking before they even know it them self.

In all srsness, ENTPs are pretty special and their depth of character always leaves me a little like 😍😍😍 (heart eyes emoji). They’re bold enough to challenge your thinking and see the world in the grand scheme of things, connecting certain ideas that I myself might of turned a blind eye to. I value that a lot a lot a lot. But does that make me a slut for ENTPs? Yes.

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An introvert's guide to dating

The club isn’t the best place to find a lover so I go nowhere, stay at home, cuddle with my pet and read a book instead.

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so I saw ESTP today and realised he has a nice smile

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INTJ Crush

Me, INTJ: hmmm. I like this person. What should I do about it?

My brain: Aggressively pretend not to.

Me: why?

Brain: you gotta

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Blog intro 🌿

Hi, I’m Aneia.

I’m INFJ and as almost pretty much every human, I have crushes sometimes. Some are pretty intense others not so much. Also I have periods of time that can last couple of weeks when I feel feelings just suck.

I started this blog for couple of reasons:

1) I had an idea while talking to a dear friend of mine how strange and interesting it would be to know what MBTI types were your crushes. (I know some of mine but like you have to know that person in order to type them but what about that boy I met this April and maybe we’ll never meet? No one knows.)

2) I always wanted to create a blog about MBTI but didn’t know what could I post on that subject. Also I don’t really have experience with running successful blog. But I’m here trying it now.

So this blog will be about

- MBTI

- crushes, feelings and all that jazz

- my and maybe even yours personal experience with crushes

- and probably some random entries from my confusing life, you’re welcome

If you want to write to me and talk about anything (not just crushes) you can do so I’ll only be happy ^^

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| 9: 48 |

my friends say i can do much better than you because you clearly have a type and that’s not me so here i am under the covers drinking sweet mint tea no caffeine listening to love songs and though it’s only 9:48 everyone else is in bed and it feels like 3am when things get real the night gets dark and my thoughts get lonely then the song you told me about comes on and i just want you to see me i might surprise you

- j.

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Shits that types say, do or think when they have a crush

(INTROVERTED ONES)

INTP:

*sees his crush*

INTP: OMG it’s him. What am i supposed to do? Should i wave at him? Should i say Hi? What if he doesn’t reply? It will be awkward. I’m going to pretend like I didn’t see him.

Crush: Hi :)

INTP: •_•

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ISFP: He is never going to do the first move. His feelings are so pure and childish that he could spend months admiring his crush from the distance without even knowing her.

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ISTJ: It’s literally all or nothing. When they have a crush they can both pretend like nothing happened or trying to go straight to the point.

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INFJ: “I have a problem. I think i am in love with the feeling of loving someone, but I don’t love my boyfriend. Fuck, i want to find my one true love.”

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INFP: For sure he is going to act always really weirdly, screwing up every chance that he have with his crush.

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ISTP: They are so calm and quiet that their crush will probably never suspect anything. They tend to show love by offering their help around or by encouraging others to learn new skills.

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INTJ: “I’m going to ask her for school supplies until she’ll be so done with this shit that she’s going to beat me up. At least we’ll have physical contact.”

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ISFJ: When ISFJs have a crush the world suddenly becomes insignificant. Everything but the loved one is worthless. It’s cute at first but when the couple breaks up it’s devastating.

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The Intuitives with a crush

ENFP: *immediately gets overly self-conscious around crush* *obsesses to friend after crush leaves on how they're so cool*

ENTP: *is quiet and doesn't argue with someone for once* *does not want to counter their opinions but instead, understand them*

ENFJ: *asks hypothetical relationship advice* *discusses answers with friends*

ENTJ: *lets crush speak their ideas before them* *is genuinely alright with letting them lead for once*

INFP: *stares adoringly at crush from afar* *blushes hard and quickly looks away when they move*

INTP: *is complimented and hugged by crush* *wonders if they like them for months without ever speaking to them again*

INFJ: *'randomly' shows up to help crush with whatever problem they have* *is extra bubbly and happy for the whole day*

INTJ: *stares at crush from afar with a neutral face* *hardcore stalks crush on the Internet afterwards*

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INTJ’s guide on how to approach your crush #2

Crush: *does something INTJ finds incredible/admirable*

INTJ, expressing their amazement and complimenting their crush: My, you seem to have developed something almost comparable to a brain.

INTJ: Almost.

Crush: …

INTJ, internally: Nailed it.